i hate children

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I hate kids too, but it's because I'm impaitent. Kids are slow learners and I don't have the time to wait for them to pick up the pace and start acting like a nor human being.

I think you talk big, but I doubt you would really let a child die horribly if you had the chance to prevent it, even if you do post back and say "YES I WOULD" with a hundred exclamation points.

You probably just want to talk like a sociopath to vent these feelings you have that you don't understand. I doubt you're really a bad person though, because bad people don't need to get advice to find out if it's okay to think like they do.

I'm going to say you're going through a phase and you'll grow out of it eventually. However, that being said do the world a favor and seek help IF you ever feel like you will harm a child. The world doesn't need anymore depressing stories on the news about some fuck-up that killed a kid.

Err I too see babys as weird little things but i wunt let one burn alive, thats fucken horrid.

Children weirded me out before I actually had one. However, I didn't fixate on my feelings about this to the point of mental illness. As you mature in your life, you will hopefully learn a little thing called empathy. Sounds like you are the one that wants to be accommadated with no children and fat women anywhere near you. What should you care if people are fat if they aren't eating your food? Are they forcing themselves on you sexually?? Probably not, because they probably see a self absorbed little prick who has no grasp on life beyond the damn computer and video games. There are other people in the world. All different ages and sizes. Get over it. You didn't get to your grand prickness without being a "maggot" first yourself.

You were once a maggot too, and it looks like you still are.

Me too I hate babies,they ABSOLUTLY disgust me!I long for their death,but i hope they die in awful pain!!!I 1000 times prefer a dog than a baby!!!Human pregnancy is the most disgusting thing ever it makes me barf!!!!

hey i'm feeling you i really don't like babies and small kids either! neither do i ever plan on having any to me their a pain in the ass!!! it's not like they can do anything 4 u...except annoy the hell out of u!!!and the thought of being pregnant,giving birth,or breast feeding makes me sick!!! and what pisses me off is that it's the woman who has 2 deal with all that shit!!! as a matter of fact since i'm an animal lover i'd have to say that i like cats/dogs more LOL :) but i don't think that i would let the kid burn up in a house even if i think it's a little shit-head:0 but even though i wouldn't let it die i still can't stand the little fuckers

you know what, you shouldn't be so harsh on that person how can you say their a prick when you don't even know them, not everybody wants to be tied up with a kid that can't do anything for themselves and not everybody wants to sacrifice their freedom just to cater to a kid for damn near the rest of their life!!! and with me being a woman myself i see where this person is coming from since it's the female who has be pregnant and go through being unconfortable for 9 moths!!! and also go through the unbarable pain of giving birth!!! and then have to turn around and deal with having a fucked up body and taking care of a kid that really can't do anything for you!!! and yes it's true everybody was once a "maggot" themself but that doesn't mean that we have to grow up sacrifice everything for another little "maggot"

Dude, you're awesome. I thought I was the only one that saw babies as maggot aliens. And the concept of pregnancy is just wrong too. Say it to yourself.....pregnant......pregnant.....*SHIVERS*...It sounds like an incurable disease. I HATE IT!! Dude, you're not alone.

lol did it ever occur to u that u was a baby & a small child once? maybe every1 hated u & u reminded em of maggots & u were a breed of an alien with a devil mind &if i saw u burning alive im sure u'd expect me to come & save u? if not then yr not human

All I got to say is, experiance having a child first and if you still hate children, the thing you gave life to, then you are a evil heartless bastard who needs to die and burn in the internal pits of hell. But before you say you hate babies experiance having a child first. You have to experiance something once before you say you hate it.

If you hate children and why are you in this world??? you were a kid once too, or should i call you were once a maggot, disgusting. Kids are the most beautiful in this world. They're smart and fast learner too. They're not stupid like you think they are. Maybe you are the stupid one and not learn fast enough?

U NEED HELP

I hate myself but i dont hate babeis, what do you say to that?

i hope a baby kills you

I went to a party once and this little girl started kicking me for no reason the older girls in the room thought it was funny but this little bitch was really kicking with shoes on. Little bitch!

Just remember you were one of those maggots from hell.

That's too good! LOL. Recognize! When you bring it like dat and be smakin' the chillens, Chucky gonna get you wit a knife! True DAT, dawg! Step off.

Jess

I too hate children. My boyfriend and i are currently staying with his brother, girlfriend and bastard offspring and everything about the kid makes me want to punch it! It cries all f***ing night in the next room and the rest of the time either cries some more or makes a series of stupid squeals/squeaks/gurgles. I don't want to hear that over the dinner table! It really p***es me off how all attention is drawn to it.... it's like "hello I'm an adult over here that can have an intelligent conversation, so why are you focusing on the 6 month old dumb little shit?!" I don't just hate this kid, but all kids, especially babies and toddlers. I also hate the idea of pregnancy and giving birth. Nothing on this planet disgusts me more. I can't think of a single reason to have a kid, I don't want the expense or to hand over the next 18 years of my life to someone else. Animals are far more rewarding and grateful for all the time and effort you put into them. The joke's on my in the end tho, as my other half will definiely want kids in the next few years, and then we'll have to go our separate ways. Any men out there just want to grow old disgracefully and spend all there money on flash holidays and expensive habits?

I FUCKING LOVE YOU! I hate babies too! They need to fucking die! And when people say "you dont have one yet so you dont know...." Fuck that I had one but I gave that little fucker up to adoption....I thought I would like try to love it so I wouldnt look like a bad person, but FUCK THAT I wanted to kill that little fuck, so I gave him up cuz I aint going to prison for that little fuck. OMG I also know what you mean with the animal thing too! I LOVE ANIMALS way more that humans. I feel sad when I see a dead animal on the road,but if I saw I dead baby, Id kick the shit outta it before anything else! HAHAHA then Id burn that little fuck! HAHAHAHAA

I have so many nieces and nephews. If ever the thought came to my mind to breed, all I would have to do is visit any of my sisters or my brother. One of my younger sisters wants to keep on pooping out kids. She has two already, and even they are too much for her. Her oldest is going to end up shooting up a school. He's picked on a lot, and his response is that they hurt him, so he should hurt them. And he's not even the worst of the lot. And his mother tells me all the time, "Oh, you want to have kids of your own. I just know it!"

Part of the problem is (I think) that my nieces and nephews are pretty close to the same age. And they all play together. They learn each other's bad habits. If those kids were ever stuck on an island together, we would be looking at a real Lord of the Flies situation.

Snotty kids
dirty kids
disrespectful kids
loud kids
I sometimes hate the kids, but I hate the kid's parents even more.

absolutely normal. I hate children. I hate them with a passion. They scream, they're dirty and obnoxious, and there are WAY too many of them.

what about kids in there mid teens?? well i wouldnt call myself a kid but you know what i mean? do you hate teens? lol most adults hate teens they hate us unitl were 20!

No, I do not hate teens as a whole, I think a lot of them can be useful, cool members of society. However, there are a lot of individual teens that I despise. You probably know the ones, that are the jocks/preps/A&F judgemental douchebags that run around saying "Like, OMGZ, lolz WTFZ??" and crap like that. Basically the ones that are going to be frat boy Neanderthal shiatheads, and the girls that are going to be sorostitute drunken whores that idolize Parasite Herpes Hilton, and grow up to be the people who breed the kids that run wild and make me hate kids like I do. I don't think I'm a sociopath, or anything like that, or that I don't have empathy, because I do. It's just not for people under 13. I love animals and would do anything for them, my life's goal is to own and run a shelter for unwanted and abused Boxers (and other bully-type breeds like Pit Bulls, etc., that are misunderstood). I also do what I can to help the homeless people in my city, and I spent many years of my life taking care of my stepfather who suffered from MS, at the expense of my career, health, marriage, and future, just because I loved him and couldn't stand to see him suffer and be alone. I think I do MORE to help people than most of the people who run around spouting the nonsense that everybody HAS to just LOOOVE everyone else, when it's just not possible. I would never do anything to HURT anyone, but I am not going to go out of my way to help somebody else's snot-nosed little shiat spawn that has done nothing but annoy me. I work at a popular coffee company, and I absolutely cringe every time I see a mother and her crotch dropping walk in the door, because I KNOW that the kid will run amok, trash the place, and be an annoying little bastard if it's old enough to walk, and sit there like a lump of shiat and scream those high-pitched, ear-shattering squeals that all babies make, while the mother sits there and ignores it. I think what gets me the maddest is how the parents of these worthless spawn EXPECT you to gush and coo over their annoying brat, and say things like, "Oh, isn't it just PRECIOUS??", and if you don't, they get all offended. You wouldn't believe how many pissed-off looks I get from customers because I absolutely refuse to acknowledge their spawn (I'm not MEAN to them, I just ignore them), and refuse to spout those asinine platitudes. Parents just cannot comprehend that not everyone thinks that their little sack of shiat is this precious, unique little snowflake that is going to grow up to be the next President, or that not everyone wants to have some screaming brat shoved in their faces. I would never dream of telling anyone how to live their lives, or what choices they can or cannot make, but I would like some of that consideration extended to me in return. If your sack of shiat is screaming and causing a disturbance, GO THE HELL HOME! Why should everyone else have to suffer because YOU can tune out the incessant screams of your crotch dropping? Why should other people have to have their dinners/movies/every goddamn time they go out in public ruined because you feel the need to drag your brat everywhere you go, even if it isn't a suitable place for a child? If you bring your kid to a R-rated movie at midnight on a Tuesday, you are a jackass. But it happens constantly...there is no place or time where you can go to get away from children. I'm not stupid enough to go to a Chuck-E-Cheese's on a Saturday and expect it to be child-free, but there just aren't any places where adults can go and not have to suffer the irritation of other people's kids. It's just selfishness on the parts of parents, because they don't WANT to have to change their lifestyles to accommodate the brat they just HAD to have, so they think it's OK to punish everyone ELSE for their mistakes. I'm just sick of kids, AND their shitty parents....

Oh, and to those of you who say, "You just don't know until you have a spawn of your own"....oh PLEASE. I don't think that having a kid, what with the way I feel about them and all, would be a good idea. A child is FOREVER, it's a lifetime prison sentence, and you cannot get rid of it once it's here. I don't think that ANYONE who isn't 100% positive that they are ready for all the misery and myriad burdens (financial, emotional, legal, physical, mental, etc.) should spawn. And I will never be having kids...my husband has an appointment for a vasectomy on Thursday (thank GOD!), because we both know that children are not for us. I wanted to get my tubes tied (having had 2 abortions, I felt that it would be my best choice, since the forms of birth control available now are not good for me..allergic to condoms, cannot take the Pill, etc.), but the EIGHT different doctors I went to would not do it. They all said that I would change my mind, because apparently, as a woman, you cannot live a fulfilling, happy, productive life without spawning. It's asinine, but that's how things are here in the Commonwealth of Virginia. If I had the money, I'd go to Europe and get it done there, but alas, I do not, so my husband is the lucky one. Children are not for everyone, and not everyone likes them...and if you are one of those who do not like them, you shouldn't have to pretend to like them and want them, just because some people think that a woman is basically nothing more than a walking uterus. I am repulsed by EVERYTHING about children. Pregnancy is quite possibly the most foul, repulsive, horrendous thing I have ever seen...having some parasite leeching off of you, making you fat and gross for 9 months is not my idea of a good time, and that's just the beginning! Oh, not to mention that you cannot do ANYTHING while pregnant...you cannot smoke, drink, take a freaking ASPIRIN, dye your hair, eat Brie cheese, tuna fish, drink coffee, get your nails done...the list goes on and on. You're basically a prisoner of this thing growing inside of you, which is horrible. Also, maternity clothes are UGLY AS SIN. And I read an article about how some DA's are trying to prosecute women who have stillborn children, or children that die of birth defects, because apparently if you don't give birth to a perfect specimen, you MUST have done SOMETHING WRONG, and should go to jail for it. Screw that, not like I NEEDED another reason to not spawn, but the government sure gave me one! Thanks! There's also the whole "giving birth" thing, the whole 18 years of taking care of it, and the lifetime of having to worry about it/give it money/whatever. it never ends. Hell, even MURDERERS don't always get a life sentence! It's just a whole clusterfark from beginning to end, and I want NO PART of it. You can't even discipline your kid any more, because everybody feels the need to be all up in your business, so you're pretty much guaranteed to raise a rotten, spoiled, annoying little snot that thinks the world owes it a living. I don't want to be held hostage by my kid for 18 years, then when I get old and senile, be shoved into a pissy-smelling, crappy state-run nursing home and left to die all alone, while my kids fight over my money. No thanks. I'll just continue to enjoy my disposable income, ability to do what I want, when I want, being able to sleep late on the weekends, have nice clothes, nice cars, my happy marriage, my non-stretch-mark marred body, and all the other fun stuff that I have by being child-free. I'll leave the thankless, miserable business of parenting to the idiots who had no clue of what they were getting into. I bet none of you knew that 40% of parents REGRET having their kids...I don't like those odds one bit, and I believe them, because almost ALL of the parents I see all look like they wish they were dead. The mothers are all washed-out, fat, bloated, lumpy pigs who are wearing out-of-style, ugly, frumpy clothes that are covered with spittle and sticky hand prints, and the fathers are all surreptitiously checking out the hot, young girls that haven't ruined their bodies by breeding, and hanging their heads in shame when they get in their minivan with the soccer ball, and the "My brat is an honor-roll student at Asshole Elementary" stickers on the bumper. Poor people, if I didn't despise them and their annoying little crotch droppings so much, I'd almost feel bad for them. But hey, they made their beds, now they can lie in them!

um ok i was just asking a question you really didnt really have to write a fucking novel about it! oh and i didnt read all of it.

tsarinaamanda , i agree with you. everything about kids annoys the living piss outta me to the point where i want to smack them. i used to work in a grocery store and when my co workers would aw over children, i would want to puke!! i HATE them!!

your fucked in the head if i ever met you i would smack you

i am glad you think so. another reason to never give birth to anything..

yet your mother gave birth to you, BIG MISTAKE!!

first off, trouble, i was WANTED. and second, yes, my mom gave birth to me, so i guess that means i need to give birth to something too? see, that is the beauty of america, it is all about choice. but then there are some things that a person doesn't choose. for example, me hating children. maybe if i hadn't been around screaming brats all the time i might feel different. but that is when my choice comes in. since i absolutely hate them, it would be wise if i never had any. :)

brats? not all kids are brats you ignorant bitch.

that is your opinion. not a fact there. like it or not, i have a right to dislike them.

yeah you are right you do, but saying kids are all brats well then that just makes you ignorant, you sound like a brat to me. do yuo hate teenagers? do you hate adults?

MOST of them are. but i want you to try working at a very busy grocery store. especially when there is a $10 off a $50 purcahse coupon. work one of those and tell me if i still "don't know" (ignorant means not knowing). trust me, i have evaluated my decision not to have kids very carefully. i have been around them ALOT. if they aren't brats, they usually still find some way to get on my nerves. and i have very little patience when it comes to anything. i don't hate teenagers although some of them need a wakeup call. alot of them seem to think that on their 16th birthday they deserve a brand new car. my mom works her ass off, she is almost 50 and has yet to get a brand new car. see the picture? being a brat can destroy someone. what happens when your parents decide you should get a job and pay for your own expenses? it's going to be a huge bomb blowing up in their spoiled faces. i have seen it happen. and i have a problem with posers too. you know the whole "i'm white and i'm a gangsta!". it's pathetic what america has turned into. but nonetheless, alot of children are brats and that's because the parents will do anything just to stop them from screaming in the wal-mart aisle. and that doesn't teach them anything.

get over it kids will be kids, teens will be teens and adults will be fuck faces!

i don't think babies are weird creatures, but i can't stand them at all. Those, who have kids, might be happy. But what's happy? I am a women, a young working woman. i don't want to dedicate my life and body to someone, who'll just poop, eat and cry. don't want to be the one, who needs to take of work, give up make up, sex (because of lack of time and sex drive) and life in general, look like a fat beast..........so i can just say.....oh, i have a baby, i have the right to do that. they are so worthless, parents can't wait for them to grow older, so they don't have to get up in the middle of the night and feed them. Then, they wait till they get to university, so they can get some peace to themselves, and for the rest of their lives having their kids come for Christmass and Easter, if they are lucky.....
come on!!!!! This pain isn't worth it. And if you want to have one, go ahead, but don't F#@%ING tell me i need to get one, so i can be happy. Man or woman, all have the right of say.

that's scary and not normal. Kick a dead body of a baby? maybe that is too much! i hate kids, and i love animals, i'd prefer an animal to a kid and woudn't doubt a minute to save an animal over a kid. maybe that's the problem, you can hate them, but not like that. let the other people have kids, they are "the working class" of the planet, they need to produce them, so human beings don't die out.............I think of those people that way, i am the one to enjoy life.

hahaha... Yeah lets have one first and then decide I hate it. Yes! What a smart idea. not. It's not like a fucking shirt you can return to the mall! Once you have it, you're stuck with it.. unless you give it up for adoption. But hey.. since I don't like children, I think I will stay child free and NOT fat. I would advise anyone who wants to have a life to stay child free.. because once it's here, you are s.o.l. Say goodbye to your "you" time.. goodbye to skinny jeans.. goodbye to sleep.. goodbye to everything, because a child will suck it all up. It's hello no life.. hello PTA meetingS.. hello soccer mom life.. hello SHITTY FUCKING DIAPERS. It's all good though, because I am not a parent and will never be a parent. Not because I can't.. but because I CHOOSE not to.

I don't understand the fear people have of children.

Kids are great especially when they are someone elses...like grandkids.

But seriously I raised 3 andlove every minute of it! I wouldn't trade it for the world. But that's me


To each his own. I can't see how some one can comparea child to a dog. A child is a very delicate and very graceful being!

The ones who just admonish children...maybe they are the ones thats parents should have swallowed!

Who says I have fear? It's not about fear.. it's the fact that I have no desire to dedicate my life completely to another existance.

I don't think not wanting or liking children makes me a bad person. I know what I want out of life and children are not it. I was once a child but that does not make me obligated to reproduce. Unlike some parents.. I am smart enough to know I don't want any before I make a big mistake. People have really shitty reasons for having children.

Of course people need to pop out babies for the world to go on.. but there are plenty out there that are willing so I'll leave it to them!

Not being a mindless breeder, I have the intelligence to ask myself, do I want children or not ? Do I want to spend twenty or more years of my life putting up with the noise and the mess and the trouble ? And the answer is no. It isn't that I don't like children - I hate them. I loathe them. I detest them. I hate the sight of them, I hate the smell of them, and my god do I hate the sound of them. If the nearest kid was a hundred miles away, it would be too damn close.

To the original post, you say you hate babies and give a very graphic explanation of your hate. However what you don't say is "Why" you hate children. Why are children a focal point of your hatred. Why do you feel so strongly about them in particular. i get the sense from your post that there is more about your own fear of children, your own fear or questions about having children, and the secret fear you have of responsabilty. You know you may stop hating children when you start being more honest and facing up to your own lack. The problem lay with you not with kids or the way other run their family life. I have a feeling if you examine that area, you may find all of a sudden you don't feel so angry toward them anymore.

I own a uterus and I plan on never using it. I completely agree with you. I fucking hate babies and pregnancy in general. Seeing a pregnant woman with her distended stomach makes me extremely uncomfortable. Thank you for perfectly describing how much I abhor babies.

Agreed!!! I don't like them at all. I don't care if anyone I know has kids.. but don't expect me to talk in some stupid voice for it or hold it. I am just not into babies or kids in general. I find them to be.. boring and a major burden. I am going to be taking lots of vacations while everyone else I have known forever doesn't even have any free time or money. Ahhh.. I so glad I'm smart enough to think about things before they just happen. Also, children piss me off a lot! They're always screaming and throwing loud tantrums out in public. Muzzles wouldn't hurt.

I don't like kids. Whom I really hate is their PARENTS.

Their stupid, selfish, self-centered, anal, obsessive parents who think their crotch rot is the center of the freaking UNIVERSE.

The kids are unmannered, screaming brats. Gee, let's see - who's responsible for that?

The same stupid fuggers who think everyone ELSE has to mind their brats. They can't pay for insurance for their monsters? YOU get to pay for it! And the entire world is now Disneyfied. All adult activities are illegal; everything has to be made S-A-F-E for the CHILLLRIN.

If your kids are that stupid, they deserve to die, but only if they take you with them. Get it, breeders? No one CARES about your brats. No one CARES about you!

Not until you grow the fug UP and take responsibility for the monsters. No one thinks they're cute. But everyone does think you're stupid as shit, and your brats are, too.

Yeah, that's a smart answer ChubbyNinja...let her have a kid first that she doesn't really want and THEN let her decide she still hates kids. It is that sort of mentality as to why there are many children who are unwanted, abused, neglected, and wind up in the foster system.

There is nothing wrong with hating kids and not wanting them. With what's happening to our environment, do we really need another human being wasting resources?

I'm sick of people thinking having a kid is a right. Living in L.A., I see too many Rosarita's with their 5 kids in tow who are unable to control their kids, and I know for many are unable to afford even having them. They leech off our welfare system because they don't understand the concept of BIRTH CONTROL.

I'd rather have a pet over a kid any day. I think babies are ugly as hell and gross.

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original post from chubbyninja (4730):

All I got to say is, experiance having a child first and if you still hate children, the thing you gave life to, then you are a evil heartless b*s***d who needs to die and burn in the internal pits of hell. But before you say you hate babies experiance having a child first. You have to experiance something once before you say you hate it.

Some kids can be cute... but there are just as many hell-spawn brats and their pitiful parents who let them do whatever the fuck they want.

I agree peacedroppings... lol

OMFG I totally agree!! I hate welfare leeches. Worthless scum.. why the hell should the rest of us NON breeders have to pay for other peoples hellions? Can't feed em? Don't breed em! It is NOT rocket science.. but hey, people are idiots. Also, my mother agrees with the welfare shit, she hates leeches!!!

All I got to say is, experiance having a child first and if you still hate children, the thing you gave life to, then you are a evil heartless b*s***d who needs to die and burn in the internal pits of hell. But before you say you hate babies experiance having a child first. You have to experiance something once before you say you hate it.

are you stupid? experience having a kid before you say you hate them and what if you still do? toss it in the garbage disposal?

HELLO THIS IS SMARTPERSON'S SISTER SAYING:
NU-UH NO YOU JUST DIDN'T I OUGHTTA SMACK YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD WITH A FISH THAT WAS STUCK IN YOUR MOMMA'S VAGINA THEN GO TO YOUR GRANDMA
AND TELL HER SHE GOT CRABS CAUSE YOU FUCKED HER IN HER SLEEP, BITCH!!! NOW GO TELL THAT TO YOUR MOMMA

I hate kids too.

To those that say "you were a baby once too": That point is irrelevant. Moot. Logical fallacy, try again.

I am not too fond of babies, and though I think they are just little machines that spew nastiness from every orifice, I do know that there are others that would like them and I will never say anything about it. I do not appreciate parents that are irresponsible, however. I have little hope for the next generations, with all the responsibility being shifted to where it doesn't belong and parenting rules becoming more and more lax.

You know what? I hate adults. I hope they die a slooow, painful death.

I think exactly the same ! I finaly find someone who thing like me!

I have a daughter, yet I hate children. My ONE daughter I can handle... all other children can rot in hell. I would light them on fire and dance around them naked. I absolutely hate other children and thier whining, crying, bitching, helpless stupidity. I hate people who have more than one child, I think it's retarded and unnatural. I hate parents who don't teach their children how to behave in society.

It's normal. There are onine communities of people who hate or are annoyed by children. These people usually label themselves as childfree. I count myself among them, not because I hate children, but because I definitely don't want the inconvenience of having a child. I would much rather have a lovable dog!

Are there really such online communities? Could you post some links please, as this sounds like the sort of thing I'd like to join!

you were a baby once too dumb ass all of the kids i know are well behaved and are polite i don't like bratty kids that complain all the time but i would never do what you said you will thats sadistic and even though i am a bit (alot) sadistic i would not do that to the "maggots" there people too i hope when you become old alot of girl scouts/boy scouts come to read to you and keep you company

i hate adults too *_*

I have to agree with you. they are terrible and they think they deserve to have the same amount of respect that adults have. when i see an attractive mother next to that horrible creation i get mad

but that is just my personal opinion. so anyway to those that like kids, you guys are way too kind hearted

Ya know, I can't stop laughing after reading that. Every one of your thoughts came out of my mouth when I explain to people how I feel about kids, and that trips me out! The only difference is that my comparison to animals goes like this: "If I was driving down the road and my brakes gave out and I had to either hit an animal or a person, I would hit the person." I cannot watch animal cops without crying, but those shows about sad children in third world countries just annoy me. And the alien thing is SO true! People try to validate childbirth as something so magical and special, when in reality, you push something the size of a bowling ball with nasty slime out of your vagina, and hope that now your man won't leave you and are happy because you will be loved and respected. Pathetic. Oh well, it keeps the world going so I'm glad people like that exist I guess. Anyway, I just stumbled upon this site by accident and after reading your post I had to register. Glad I'm not alone.

Oh p.s. I love it when people say I'm going thru a phase. I recently move back to my home town and I ran into all of my old friends from high school who haven't seen me since I joined the USAF (like a dumbass), and those are the same people that use to tell me, "Marika, you say you hate kids now but I bet in a few years I'll see you again with a bunch of little Marikas running around." Now I'm 27 years old, hmmmm.

You said it, sister! You're my hero--I agree with nearly everything you said! Especially about the thanklessness of parenthood. I get that some people disagree; that's their prerogative. But many of us won't sacrifice our lives and emotional health to in exchange be abandoned and disrespected by our adult children. I'd rather death than having children. And now I know I'm not alone.

Why not just let everyone else express their opinion as they see fit without attacking them? So you disagree. Write your own novel extolling the virtues of children or parenthood. But cursing at someone because they have a different opinion isn't going to change their opinion. Besides, the title of the thread is I hate children. What did you expect to read here?

children are only good for having sex with

Yeah you are so right. I have always thought I would hate paedophilia, and since I tried it - your right I hate it... too much screaming and blood to maintain an erection. I hated it

I am going to pray every night that those of you who said you hate kids gets AIDS and suffers terrible from it. Let me tell you something when I was 12 I lost my 15 years only old sister to AIDS and I had to watch her suffer from it. I see children all the time suffering from deadly diseases and i guarantee you they are the most courageous people on this planet!

I now am a mother to two beautiful daughters. The are the best thing that has ever happened to me, and the fact that I have created a set of sisters is an incredible feeling. I am not gonna sit her and say that it has always been easy or fun. I was one of the unlucky moms who had colicky babies for 6months. I was so tired I wanted to just leave and not come back (which is normal feelings when dealing with colic) And no they are not always cute. My first was absolutely beautiful. I actually felt a little disappointed when my second came out all weird and goofy looking. But after a month or so she filled out and was beautiful. Once the colic past my girls have been nothing but a pleasure! They are extremely chill girls and at 10months old my first was helping me clean around the house and could make her bed. When the new baby came at 14 months she would bring me a diaper and wipes every time I need to change the baby. So dont dare say they are useless. They are also alot smarter then you think dick head! Both of my girls could walk by 8 months (the average baby wont take their first steps till after a year old) My 2 year old can count to 100 AT 2!!!! Could you even count 1 at two? Yes they are messy, and loud and crabby when they are tired but I am tell you when your own child smiles at you it melts your heart. Although the infant toddler part can be overwhelming and mentally and physically draining Its all worth it to watch them grow and see they women they become. So if you gonna say you hate kids dont say all kids and babies (btw infancy only last a year der) Not all of them are that bad alot of that has to do with the parents allowing them to act in such manners. You need to have your dick chopped of, and if I can have my uncle who can find out who you are and where you writing from I will be glad to come do it for you. And too the last reply your fucking SICK! I hope you get slaughtered in your bed at night! Nasty ass mofo! Ima have them search your ass too. See you guys soon!!!

@ tsarinaamanda

My God. I laughed so loud my neighbours are probably on the phone with the landlord right now. That my dear, was fugging great.

Yes diggheads. It is completely - and I repeat COMPLETELY - normal to feel the way we do. Who ARE you to make us feel like there's something wrong with us ANYWAY? Why don't YOU get fugging over it? I will NOT be guilttripped into believing I am an evilminded person just because other people are too biased and demented to even consider the possiblity of ownership on the side of the little brats and their owners. Children are people, somewhat. Not all people are nice. If you think all people should love each other, you should fug off and go work for the Walt Disney Company. In case you never noticed, 'all people love each other' is not the way the world goes round. And for those of you that cry 'wolf!' I dare you to love a serial rapist. Have fun. Hope you have a meaningful relationship.

Before I start, let's take a minute to think about all people who want to guilttrip us into believing something's wrong with us. Like we owe them and 'the chillduhrun of teh woirld' a friggin' apology for feeling the way we do. Let's take a moment to reflect upon the idiots in our society that are constantly trying to shove the 'kiddie love' through our throats. Look, idiots. 'The childuhruhn' are too stupid to even understand what I am saying anyway, so if I call them 'an attrocity of nature' they won't feel hurt. As for you- life's though, wear a helmet. Are you going to make yourself look like a selfrighteous bastard and act all offended when I say I hate old people too? Who cares about the old, wrinkly, ugly and demented people rotting away in homes, right? Well, guess what mothafuggers! I rather talk to them than your teeth-sucking 6 month old because I can have an actual conversation with them, because they know facts about the world that have since been long forgotten and because most of them are easily satisfied and not demanding- unlike your monsters that want, want, WANT! Every day, every minute! Why can't you love old people the same way you love your children? They both need to be fed, they both shiat their pants and they both drool. The only difference is most old people can actually talk about stuff and are considerably more fun to hang out with compared to your baybees.

The score:

old people - cool
babys - uncool.

You know what? Fug all of you selfrighteous mothafuggers. I've had it with anyone throwing a hissy fit just because I critisize a child or the actions of its biological parent for whining, shouting and screaming my ears off for two effing hours straight. And all of this time the moo is hushing the poor widdle 'baybee' (age 7) with encouraging words such as 'shh, honey please be quiet now'. Yeah, like that is going to help if you repeat that sentence every 2 minutes for the NEXT MILLION YEARS, you stupid BIATSH! Her sperm donor just sits there, watching his moo and his two crotch droppings, hanging his head in shame, totally mute. Let's spell it out for him people: 'I HAVE GIVEN UP!' That's the motto of most parents today! And no, I don't feel sorry for your retarded fugged-for-all-eternity asses. It serves you dem right for ruining our privacy, our scarce moments of peace and our environment everywhere you and your dem kids go. I swear, people that can't control their little monsters should be thrown into a dungeon, chained to a wall with their brats and only see daylight when they throw halfdigested McDonald cheeseburgers in their cells during feeding hour.

Seriously, ever since parents have been populating the world the word 'subhuman' has a whole different meaning to me. Isn't it obvious you imbeciles? I don't WANT your fugging child running through my train and begging at MY feet for attention YOU are supposed to give! I don't NEED to hear your fugging undisciplined monster scream for hours and hours on when I am trying to read a book on my way home! I don't HAVE to put up with your little whining shiats running through the effing 1st class seats of my train, just because YOU can't control your kids unless they build a fugging theme park in the fugging train!

Ask yourselves this: HOW am I supposed to LIKE your crotch droppings if they aren't even close to human beings? Did it ever CROSS your mind I would probably not act so shiatty about your poor widdle baybees if YOU would just frigging RAISE them and if they would just BEHAVE?

No, I don't like babies, I think they're revolting. Yes, I think you have to be a psychopath in order to describe childbirth as a beautiful thing. And yes, I do think it's downright disrespectful not to acknowledge the horrible health risks and the deformation of the woman body because of the INSANE way we procreate. As you may guess, I have evolved from animal status to a cultivated creature. I don't feel that tribal need breeding people like to yap about in order to soothe their own concience.

BUT.

If all of you would control your monsters, I would probably not devote 30 minutes of my time to biatsh about them and your bad choices in life. You see, your bad choices affect ME. Here's where I become involved. YOU invited ME. Since I am the one that's constantly confronted by YOUR kids, I have a say in the matter- don't you think you little dipshiats?

But hold on, I have great news for all the parents I offended right now!! If you hate me all that much for my opinions on you and your brats, you should definitely visit me and bring them over sometime.

I will probably kill myself.

@ lifespeachy08

"Both of my girls could walk by 8 months (the average baby wont take their first steps till after a year old) My 2 year old can count to 100 AT 2!!!! Could you even count 1 at two? "

Who gives a shiat? I hate to burst your bubble, but your kids aren't the only ones with a developmental advantage on the planet. Why is that breeders must defend THEIR OWN FRIGGIN' KIDS everytime a topic like this pops up? For Christ sake, get a life.

"I am going to pray every night that those of you who said you hate kids gets AIDS and suffers terrible from it."

Thank you. I didn't hope for you or your little crotch droppings to catch a deadly disease. Just in case you didn't notice- I wasn't serious about the dungeon part. Anyone who reads my post, knows that. You on the other hand, must be one of the most vile, bitter and twisted people I have ever met on the internet. So we must SUFFER and DIE because we don't like your mini me's? FUG YOU!

Whatever caused them to be smart- they obviously didn't get it from you!!!

Ever notice how its the illiterate or unintelligent sounding people who defend profligate crotch dropping (to use tsarinamanda's term). You say it strongly,but you say it true.

Wow... I just googled "I hate kids" this morning because I'm having a bad morning with the kiddos and I find this. This comment wanted me to hug my kids even more because of people like you out there. What the heck are you thinking!?! I sure hope this isn't for real, but it doesn't surprise me these days I was watching a show last night about prisoners and murderers... I was amazed at how much detail these prisoners went into to describe how they murderered their victims (and they showed the crime scene pictures)... if you keep talking like this you'll be on that path soon if you already aren't.

I'm with all you guys that hate kids. 98% of them are lazy, stupid, selfish, smelly and just plain annoying. The parents of these subhumans are equally as annoying. It's extremely rare to find a good kid these days. I have a bunch of scummy little bastards that live across the street from me. Talk about lazy, annoying, and just plain stupid. These little scumbags are going to grow up some day and the world is even going to be a scarier place.

One good thing about kids is that they're tight.