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My Room Mate Is Bi!!!
My room mate is bisexual. The weird thing is, he admits it and then refuses it. It really freaks me out and I get strong urges to beat him with a large metal bar I keep in my room that I have named "khronik". I am homophobic and it is driving me insane. Please help!
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Anonymous
This is not normal. You have a problem, and he is probably just denying being bi sometimes to wind you up. Other people don't just think how you want them to. Deal with it
Why are you a homophone....? Don't be mean to the guy. Since your one of those homophobic asspains maybe hes afraid to admit it at times and just says hes not so you don't think of him differently and maybe he gets awkward about it and just refuses it.
Anonymous
Umm...
Maybe the reason he denies it is because you have a metal bar in your room named 'khronik' and you admit to being a homophobic. Get over it and stop being retarded.
Anonymous (Story Author)
Lol
Yes, I admit to being homophobic. It is not something I can help. I am simply scared of men dating other men. I dont treat gays any different than normal people, I just dont associate with them at all. My roommate takes it one step further and throws it in my face, abusing the knowledge that I am homophobic simply to torture me. I apoligise for trying to add some semblance of humor into my submission by telling you the name of the metal beating bar in my room. Perhaps I am retarded, for thinking that I would get any serious responses to my problem from understanding people. Thanks for trying to help anyway, you pieces of shit.
It must be amusing to see you in a locker room
I would've reworded the title, as 'My Roommate is Bill' is none too captivating.
While on a rant on proper spelling, may I point out how truly horrible it is that you are a homophone. How dare you be spelled the same as another word but differ in spelling or meaning. Dick.
Anyhoo...
I think your paranoia is well elucidated by the fact that you name your pole. You should know by now that girls take it as a turn-off when you name your pole.
Unless you catch him rubbing his hands together muttering 'Exxcelllent...' in the other room after you go into a rant about homosexuals, I would assume he's not doing it to screw with you.
My personal experience is that it's bullshit to try to convince you to like homosexuals, or to think like I think. I doubt I'm an accurate representation of humanity simply because that directly correlates to how screwed humanity is, so perhaps I'm in the minority when I say: think however the fuck you want. If you want nothing to do with gays, simply locate the nearest 'Blue Oyster' bar, it is a well-known haven for people that want nothing to do with homosexuals. That should take care of your problem, along with you getting well-versed in Village People lore.
Peace.
Lol I thought that said "My Roommate is Bill!"
People have as much right to be homophobes as they do homosexuals.
He's probably gay. Don't worry, he probably won't anally rape you while you sleep. You do have every right to be a homophobe as long as you don't hurt the guy, but usually people are only homophobes if they are insecure about their own sexual identity.
Anonymous
You sound pretty pathetic to me, like all homophobes are, or biphobes in this case. Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it!
Displaced in Heteronormativity
You're wrong about bi people. Open your mind. You don't have to like his lack of procreation, but it sounds like you hate him. You just fear what you can't comprehend. I don't think you're very confident in your sexuality. Your roomie makes you question it. Come out of the closet and you'll feel a lot better. Quit playing with that long, hard bar and get some real dick.
Don't worry
I think this is totally normal. I'm a 22 yr old girl and wouldn't want to share a room with any gay guys (I work with lots of gay people and have to interact with them on a daily basis). The concept of homosexuality disgusts me. I have a feeling of sickness if i think about it too much. Don't worry too much about it, my advice would be to move rooms asap so as not to cause yourself any more distress.

Hope this helps. x
The pipe is my helper.
To the original poster
I get really hard whenever a homophobic person talks. I am envisioning myself right now, shooting a load into each of your nostrals. Mucus makes the best lubracant, and the bogers add little bumps of pleasure.
To the original poster
I get really hard whenever a homophobic person talks. I am envisioning myself right now, shooting a load into each of your nostrals. Mucus makes the best lubracant, and the bogers add little bumps of pleasure.
wtf are u all stupid
are you people all fucking stupid or what i live in the same school as the guy who submitted this story his roomate is frieken bi he try to fucking finer ur ass when your not looking or stick his pencil up ur ass and if u say i am insacure about my sexuality fuck you ur just a bunch of pile driving dog fuckers so peace out gaylord.
'Gaylord'? It would appear so. All lesser gays should bow before you
...But not after.
It's amazing; if you put half the energy you expend into becoming a fifty-year old virgin you could become the C.E.O. of a multimillion-dollar company.
You allude to our inability to get laid. I hate to have to burst your minute bubble but it doesn't count if you have to stop halfway and reinflate, so let's drop the condescending manner, shall we? I'll bet you're so ugly your dentist treats you by fucking mail-order you mildly irritating assault on the ocular senses.
You're not gay? Yeah right. I'll bet your colon looks like Freddy Krueger by now.
Tell whatever peg-legged hamster that operates your wheel-powered brain to get up off his fat ass, preferably before you make another pitiable attempt to communicate rational thought you turgid little retortwise equivalent of a fecal-flinging chimp.
Do us all a favor and leave the fucking incoherent drivel for myspace and picking up girls whose phone numbers come with a surcharge.
To everyone else, Peace.
Anonymous
Oh for God's sakes! Grow up! You're probably just pissed because your roomie gets more action than you do. If it really bothered you as much as you say, you would have already moved out. So quit fronting. Hate rants like you just made went out in the 1980's.

Keep in mind sparky, if you hit him..it would be considered a hate crime (if you're in the U.S) And also keep in mind that it would take only ONE hit the wrong way and you would kill him. Then you would end up being someones toy in prison.
Anonymous
loser
lol
Anonymous
I bet he's just pissed because his bi roomie won't blow him.
Anonymous
Man that sucks dude. you should hurry up and move out before he rapes u in your sleep!
Homophobia exists almost always when a person is afraid of showing his own homosexual disposition. Anyway your room mate is probably just teasing you!
what skybird said.

oh,and please STOP being a homophobe. they bug me. lol
yeah don't be a homo hater! I usually cool with people's personal belief's no matter what side their on, but it's another election year and I'm trying to win that gay vote by cracky...
Why don't you move?
Homophobia is not a disease!!!!! It is not even fear!!!!! Its a feeling of disgust...and disgust is natural....so dont hate me for being disgusted.....
The individual above me is somewhat wrong. No homophobia isen't a disease, but it does come from fear. People fear what they don't understand, and when we fear something, we tend to eather close our eyes and pretend it dosen't exist, or react offensively to it. I'm gay and even I had difficulty accepting being in a relationship with my first boyfriend, even to the point where I concidered ending it on multiple occasions. Society raises us to see things as "right" and "wrong", but things aren't black, and white, particularly in terms of love. What people fail to understand is that homosexuals don't choose that particular path. At some point it's given to us, and most of us spend years fighting it without any success. It's better to embrace it than it is to deny it, and get married only to take frequent "business trips" to cheat on their wife. But I'm off topic. To answer the question at hand. You can eather talk with whoever is in charge, explain the situation, and change rooms. Or you can talk with your room mate, and try to understand his situation. Sometimes dealing with the situation can make you numb to it where you may not care eventually. Admittedly it's the more difficult path, but good things don't come easily. Just remember that his bisexuality isen't his fault, and he himself may be suffering. And to both the liberals, and conservatives above me who have lashed out against whatever side, stop being assholes, just discuss the situation at hand in a civilized, and educated manner.
good on you smack him in the balls so he aint doing shit and then i spose he could get a career singing like michael jackson woo join the club! homophobe XD
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