My Room Mate Is Bi!!!
My room mate is bisexual. The weird thing is, he admits it and then refuses it. It really freaks me out and I get strong urges to beat him with a large metal bar I keep in my room that I have named "khronik". I am homophobic and it is driving me insane. Please help!
While on a rant on proper spelling, may I point out how truly horrible it is that you are a homophone. How dare you be spelled the same as another word but differ in spelling or meaning. Dick.
Anyhoo...
I think your paranoia is well elucidated by the fact that you name your pole. You should know by now that girls take it as a turn-off when you name your pole.
Unless you catch him rubbing his hands together muttering 'Exxcelllent...' in the other room after you go into a rant about homosexuals, I would assume he's not doing it to screw with you.
My personal experience is that it's bullshit to try to convince you to like homosexuals, or to think like I think. I doubt I'm an accurate representation of humanity simply because that directly correlates to how screwed humanity is, so perhaps I'm in the minority when I say: think however the fuck you want. If you want nothing to do with gays, simply locate the nearest 'Blue Oyster' bar, it is a well-known haven for people that want nothing to do with homosexuals. That should take care of your problem, along with you getting well-versed in Village People lore.
Peace.
People have as much right to be homophobes as they do homosexuals.
Hope this helps. x
It's amazing; if you put half the energy you expend into becoming a fifty-year old virgin you could become the C.E.O. of a multimillion-dollar company.
You allude to our inability to get laid. I hate to have to burst your minute bubble but it doesn't count if you have to stop halfway and reinflate, so let's drop the condescending manner, shall we? I'll bet you're so ugly your dentist treats you by fucking mail-order you mildly irritating assault on the ocular senses.
You're not gay? Yeah right. I'll bet your colon looks like Freddy Krueger by now.
Tell whatever peg-legged hamster that operates your wheel-powered brain to get up off his fat ass, preferably before you make another pitiable attempt to communicate rational thought you turgid little retortwise equivalent of a fecal-flinging chimp.
Do us all a favor and leave the fucking incoherent drivel for myspace and picking up girls whose phone numbers come with a surcharge.
To everyone else, Peace.
Keep in mind sparky, if you hit him..it would be considered a hate crime (if you're in the U.S) And also keep in mind that it would take only ONE hit the wrong way and you would kill him. Then you would end up being someones toy in prison.
oh,and please STOP being a homophobe. they bug me. lol