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For the past few months I have been out drinking and been passing out drunk in the alley behind the Knights of Columbus. Every time I wake up I find twentybucks in my pocket that wasn't their the night before- so I go to the liquor store and buy more of the same booze, get drunk, pass out in the same alley and wake up with another twenty dollar bill.Last week, when I went top the liquor store to buy the booze, I decided to change to another brand. It seems the booze hasn't really been agreeing with me - I have had such a burning sensation in my "arse" every time I poop.
The liquor store clerk told me that is wasn't the booze, but that every night some of the KNIGHTS find me asleep in the alley, and have been ramming me upside my "arse" and leaving me a twenty dollar tip. He says he didn't want to tell me because I always came by and spent the twenty in his store.
Do you think he is lying? I'd hate to think I have been such a patsey- But I like the twenty dollars. Am i normal?
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