Adolescent Male Problem - Is It Normal?

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Adolescent Male Problem

Im fourteen years old and just began masturbating regularly. A friend of mine suggested that I lubricate with my feces. I was skteptical at first but then when I tried it, it was wonderful. The problem is that my shit irritates my skin and makes my cock smell awful and my boyfriend is getting suspicious. He says my cock is really stinky and tastes terrible. I love him but the fecal lubrication is too good to give up. Im thinking of leaving my boyfriend.

Is this normal?

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Anonymous

2006-05-24 19:18:03

lol why don't you just use your boyfriend's shit?

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seventh_shot (1935)

2006-05-30 01:22:30

Or, y'know, try normal lubrication? I mean, it's irritating your dick and you can get infections that way. Try hand lotion, or vaseline, or lubricating jellies made for that purpose. They glide pleasantly, don't taste bad (especially if you get some delicious flavored stuff... treat your boyfriend for a chance, he's been nice enough to gobble shit-covered cock for you!) and won't damage your skin.

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seventh_shot (1935)

2006-05-30 01:22:57

@: seventh_shot

*for a change

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RacerOfAll (2790)

2006-07-17 13:48:26

Sick.

Just fucking disgusting, your friend is mest up.

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