Abortion. Now.

That wasn't even a clever or witty fake post.

It's probably just a beer belly . . .

Enough to make you reply.

Hehe you replied too!

Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE tell me you're either kidding or younger than fifteen! GUYS CANNOT BECOME PREGNANT! *sighs* When you EAT or SWALLOW, the substance goes to your STOMACH. When a woman has sex, the sperm goes to her UTERUS. The STOMACH and the UTERUS are NOT CONNECTED!!!!!!!!!!! Therefore, a guy CAN NEVER GET PREGNANT, and NO ONE can get pregnant from ORAL sex! You are WAY too young and uneducated to be having sex, young man. Read a book! KIDS!

Tell me why i am looking fat then. :( Please don't judge me because of my age. This isn't a time or place to do so.

well how old r ye then.

15 But that's not the point here :(

Stupid dumbass. Didn't you pay attention in Sex Ed?

You're looking fat because mayne I dunno.. YOU ARE FAT? Maybe you just gained some weight.

You CANNOT be pregnant since you do not produce eggs (the thing the sperm combines with to make a baby). Only females produce eggs.

I can! I ate like 5 eggs! and it's set in my stomach now! And now my stomach's kicking or something! IT's hurting badly!

read all the posts.

Go back to the Special Olympics.

YOUZA FAT MUDDA FUCKA!

omg omg omg ur soo fucking stupid even my 2 year old brother knows that only women can consivee

No you can not get pregnant that way. Sperm started dying as soon as it entered you and kept getting killed of on th way down your throat. It because the PH is all wrong for (this one of the reasons it tastes so bad). Any that manage to reach your stomach are instantly vaporized there. If by some merical one mae it past your stomach it would have no path to you uetris.

it's impossible! even if you somehow managed to swollow sperm and egg...a fetus can't survive in your stomach! the acid would kill it right away! men can't get pregnant...as for your stomach hurting...maybe it's a virus or something...i assure you...u arent pregnant!

Yes you are pregnant in spite of what everyone else advised. You are going to have a baby hermaphrodite that can just have sex with itself and make it's own babies. Soon the world will only be populated with carpet muchers and rump rangers...

look cock sucker make baby is put cock in pussy then like ooooooooo after u cum get ur cock out wait after 9 month yay u have son/or daughter and motherfucker ur 15 and i'm 13 omg if u put dick in girl mouth u cant make baby so same thing cum down down the tummy u bastard little cunt

this is either fake, or you r a dumbass. I mean seriously if you still think that you came from your mommie's stoumach you must be retarded

oops stomach

i guesse im not that smart either, lol