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Sometimes after I masturbate and ejaculate into a cup, I proceed to drink my own semen and then scream out really loud, "THE PROTEIN! IS MEAN! AND GREEN! LIKE THE HULK! LET'S BULK!"
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Anonymous
2005-05-01 18:08:46
wow...
you need help.
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Anonymous
2005-05-01 20:25:58
Green Semen?
If you have green semen you probably shouldn't be drinking it, even if you are "the hulk". You are one nasty MOFO. Get help...please.
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Anonymous
2005-05-04 10:21:53
You made this up.
Besides, if some women swallow, why is would it be so weird for you to swallow your own?
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Anonymous
2005-05-11 15:05:29
Your semen is green?
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matthewboring (531)
2005-07-09 12:31:01
there is no way thats true.
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