I really hate bums
I try to be sympathetic because I know a lot of bums on the street have real problems, but there's a walkway not far from my job that's constantly clogged up with them. I don't mind giving some change or a dollar if I have extra, but these guys are always out here, always bothering me, and they're always rude. One of them actually follows people sometimes.
It's gotten to the point where I avert my eyes and walk faster, which just makes them ask me if I'm too good to look at them. I could avoid the walkway, but then I'd be going half a city block out of my way five times a week just because these fuckers parked their carcasses in my path.
Like I said, I want to be agreeable, but I wish they'd leave me alone. I've thought about asking the cops to do something, but if they haven't by now I doubt they're going to. Is it normal to get angry with these people?
This obnxious bum, and I do mean bum, sanctimoniously came up to our table and started meditatively picking up soggy napkins I had just used to wipe of the dirty table, which I had planned to pick up myself and throw away, in the trash. Then he starts to motion to put them on our table! I slap his arms and just narrowly avoid doing him damage, because on principle I don't allow physical intrusion of space, regardless of what your mental state is, unless you are harmless AND NOT doing something offensive/gross! Otherwise, unless you are at least "harmless", I will have to unleash 10 years of martial arts training on you (sorry, but you get what you get when you do dumb crap:]) His body language was borderline enough to warrant my readiness to annihilate, but unfortunately he didn't quite cross the line according to certain norms, and so I had to endure his incredulous persistent existence. And get this, in the heat of his failure to justify his rediculous act, he drops the napkins at my feet and and says something like "Well, then, I WON'T pick up your trash then" as if I should be dismayed! I said to this idiot, "Yes, you should have just left them there IN THE FIRST PLACE!". Wow, what an asinine piece of work! He "WON'T" pick up my trash then. AHHHHHHHHHHH! What an unappreciative ingrate "I" am, because I won't graciously allow this "conscientious do-gooder" to put that trash on my table, where it should be. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
He refuses to go away, blabs about his picking up "your trash" etc., gets self-righteously upset about my slapping his intrusive limbs away, etc. I got irate, and I shouldn't have, but it was all I could do not to destroy this obscene expression of humanity, for which I have no stomach. You, Sir, are probably more normal than I am. This entity, well, he isn't human in MY book, is lucky it is not open season on bums, because I'd be General Zaroff in a heartbeat! Ok, maybe NOT, but I'd almost do it, unless my good friend held me back!
It's normal to hate them. They are worthless and less than human. Addicted to drugs and other substances is quite the excuse isn't it?
My advise is carry a baseball bat with you when you walk by and when they open their mouth to talk to you, just point the bat at their head and say “SHUT IT” and continue walking. This will establish authority and dominance. They are animalistic scavengers and need aggressive leadership as they have mental laziness and booze for blood.
Do not give these people money or satisfaction of acknowledging their existence. They are like pond scum of the earth. Where would our fine city be without bums and crazies? A much better place, that’s for sure. So get out there and vote for the law to give citizens the right to shoot, stab, or snap the neck of these disease riddled nuisances.
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