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Death From OJ
I'm a 19 year old male. When I was little, everytime I spilled Orange Juice on myself I would instantly fall asleep. Now I have to wear a sweater or long sleeve t-shirt and pants whenever I drink OJ in the fear that I will spill it on me, be knocked out, and fall on a knife or something. Is this normal?
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but try to spill the oj and see what happens!
What you should be worrying about is falling asleep and waking up with your hand in a bowl of warm orange juice, a large goat in the next room and no recollection of the night before. And we've all been there.
I heard about this guy who did 12 lines of LSD in one night and now he lives in a mental institution. He thinks he's a glass of orange juice and his biggest fear is that someone will tip him over.
Just be sure to lock the doors and windows and if you hear a creaking door, turn on the light and see a glass of orange juice in the doorway, don't panic, calmly but quickly get the phone and dial 9-11.
I would also suggest sleeping with a baseball bat or getting a bagel as a pet.
Also, attampt to refrain from, as the Romans call it, ' IV:XX ' while this fear persists.
Peace.