You have a panis? YAY! Now I can call people trisexuals! Well seeing as you get turned on to a map, I guess it's now quasexual (sp?) getting boners to non-living objects is REALLY fucking weird and you need a phsychologist.
Your gay. It is not neccicaraly the map or the boot shape, it is kinda shaped like a crooked penis. So it is your subconcious lust for penis' that is turning you on.
Your a homosexual
Your a homosexual