NO!!!

Claim it was an accidental misapplication of artificial butter.
What unexpected twist happened in the movie? Was a policeman gunned down two days before retirement? Did they rip the goatee off the evil twin? Did the police officer, oddly enough, have an inability to solve a case until he was suspended from duty? Were there two cops who were paired that didn't get along until the end where it freeze-framed the last moment of the movie as they were in midair after taking a suicidal jump in a red convertible while one screams out the other's last name? Did someone say 'I'll be right back'....but wasn't?
As for your question, it is clearly stated in the Teen Commandments: 'Thou shalt not doest the nasty until thou are innest thy vacationing parents' room.'
Blasphemer.

it is clearly stated in the Teen Commandments: 'Thou shalt not doest the nasty until thou are innest thy vacationing parents' room.' these "Teen commandments" seem to be of a fucking cuntish origon. And, to be perfectly fucking honnest (and seeing as we're on the subject of cunts anyway), I thought the time has come to say, you are a cunt!

Thank you, it's so nice to hear the opinion of an cretinous, herpes-infested barely coherent consequence of unprotected intercourse. It must be so nice to hear 'Damn, I should've just given head' every time your mother sees you.
I'll bet you don't even have the full 2% difference between human and chimp you fucking malformation of human genetics. Do me a favor; shoot whichever one of your extra chromosomes controls your pitiable attempts at literacy, you irritating, welfare-consuming, parasite of state resources.
As all you have in your arsenal of pathetic insults is the word 'cunt,' ordinarily I would advise you to give up; but of course you don't know the meaning of the word 'retreat.' But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
Tell me; do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Why don't you take thirty seconds away from your daily masturbatory escapades on various necrophilia sites and take a walk in the woods. I'm sure you still appreciate nature, despite what it did to you. Just don't mind the glaring blue monitor irrevocably etched in your retina after thousands of hours spent on sad bids for attention on random websites.
Get something remotely resembling a life you personalitywise equivalent of a pus-filled hemorrhoid.
To everyone else,
Peace.

P.S. Fucking cunt.

Leobutkurnel is the greatest - you really showed that 'fucking cunt'!

Fuck man, congratu fucking lations on your fucking essay of a reply. But I think you'll find my posts are very well appretiated and have hit the "best of" and "funny" sections as well. So, basically (you cunt), I rule.

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
You have done nothing but prove your own idiocy and lack of any mental capacity beyond what it takes to sexually assault large bovines, you worthless product of methamphetamine and interspecies mating. Don't blame me because your family tree has apes swinging on it.
Go back to fucking Chernobyl and do us all a favor by reverting the only contact we have with you back to seeing your picture on pro-birth control posters and, God willing, a missing person's report.
I can see you now. I'll bet you're dark and handsome (when it's dark, you're handsome,) beating all the centuries of horizontal leaps in the family tree to become what you are today; a festering mockery of multicellular organisms covered in various parasitic organisms whose only pleasure lies in how popular he is on an entertainment site while gathering an impressive collection of communicable diseases.
Do me a favor, next time you shave, stand a little closer to the razor.
To everyone else, Peace.

P.S. By the way; if you wish to view your rambling crap kindly investigate the 'Fake' and 'Stupid' sections whenever you surgically remove your head from your ass and your phallus from the family pet.
Poor goldfish.

I must admit that would be funny to see in a movie.

YES IT HAPPENED TO ME, THEY LOVED IT AND THEY STARTED TO RIDE MY DICK RIGHT THERE IN THE THEATRE!

OMFG I would die laughing if that happend don't be embaresed everybody likes a nice jizz in tha facee

You set my mind at rest, thank you

some girl have me handjob in the cinema. her friend was right next her. i had a big coat over my penis and her hand. some woman was right behind us but did not see us.

Thishas never happned to me but it would be VERY embarrasing. I hope you said sorry to the girls and no doubt made up some phony excuse to clear ureself. In the future use sum selfrestraint and wait till after the film is over
Peace Out
Oracle