You're hilarious!

PS What is HP sauce?

It's a condiment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce

Clearly you've seen the Ricky Gervais standup and took a story from there.

'Clearly you've seen the Ricky Gervais standup and took a story from there.'

If the above poster is correct, then you are clearly a plagiarist. You have now officially admitted to having no actual natural talent for 'comedic' writing yourself and so therefore I can plagiarise the unfortunate doctor that had to examine your brain (the numerous CT scans must have used up valuable time and I would be suprised because 'pea- sized' just doesn't quite cut the mustard) by saying 'You have some kind of mental deficency whereby you have the inability to post works that are original'. The only way you can get through life now is by 'look, cover, write, check' whereby you look at someone elses work - you cover up your own creations (which are about as 'creative' as a toddler with diarrhea in an unpainted room - hey I know Leobutrkurnel said it before, but I don't care - I'M A PLAGIARIST!!!) with a large can of whitewash the proceed to write someone elses work and finally check it to make sure you have written down to the exact letter. If you can get through life with that system then this world we live in is warped and flawed. When Earth becomes uninhabitable and space becomes the new frontier don't be suprised if you are thrown out the airlock or you are used for fuel - you are a fine example of natural selection at its very worst.
But hey maybe if you really focused on something and lied about your age (maybe take 5/10 years off eg 'This is a story by Rellak aged 4' then maybe you would get credited for your work like the 'mature' adult you are.

P.S The same goes for your friend jeehab or 'C.B'

Maybe he is Ricky Gervais?

Maybe he is a 'fucking cunt' you must be retarded to think that Ricky Gervais would actually write on this website - unless you are praising Rellak for his little story (aged 4) - and also retarded for being a 'fucking cunt' yourself.

'unf unf Rellak unf unf uuuunnnffff'

right. my name is FUCKING JEEHAB O-FUCKING-K? you can go fuck yourself TWICE in the cunting head..because you are worthless piece of low grade quality cunt.

Oh I see how it is - again with the cunts. I have already been through this before on many of yours and Rellak's stories and obviously you have not learnt your lesson (From the retardness of your stories and posts its pretty evident that you've never experienced a real lesson at school and whilst I'm on the subject of experience I highly doubt you've never had a good 'job apart from the one your 'minging' girlfriend gave you out of pity for being gangraped by fucked up siblings as a young boy).
As far as the request to 'f**k myself TWICE in the c*nting head' goes I'll leave that to your pussy pal Rellak as that, as opposed to clever retorts (yours are no better 'because you are worthless piece of low grade quality c*nt' and by low grade I mean low grade in every aspect prostitute spawn scum of the earth chav), is clearly his area of expertise.

(Maybe you and Rellak have an appenticeship because you are a college dropout so I aplogise if fucking men is not Rellak's only 'skill' but then again hes probably exchanging blow jobs for food at his local co-op store)

Good Day SIRS!

1) I'm not a retard.
2) Is Ricky Gervais banned from this site?
3) For a child (aged 4) he deserves praise for his efforts. (Alhough not for content.)
4) You're a cunt!

1.) You clearly are.
2.) Ricky Gervais or 'Rellak' is not banned from this site.
3.) He should be punished until he can do better.
4.) You are the only cunt here.

brothershamass- you are a legend..me and rellak think you're pretty much the coolest guy on here..apart from us obv. we are infact 15 years old, so actually (you cunt- anomonous) we are not college school dropouts either..we're at one of the best schools in the country so i guess you can go fuck yourself (again- you cunt). adios.. xx

Hey Jeehab you only used cunt twice in that comment! Did Rellak bite you too hard again (because he is too retarded to watch them teeth) and now youve lost some of your masculinity (or whatever was left of it after sticking a train up your ass vacuum).

BTW I will no longer post 'anomonously'. My is Chuckle 'you fucking cunt'.

P.s Rellak is also 'a cunt' college dropout or not. I hope the 'one of the best schools in the country' has facilities for the mentally retarded and for those wh assholes the size of moon craters.

I hope that you're a cunt, you cunt! Oh wait! You are (you cunt)! Btw, I'm fucking amazed that you have the lonely cuntish antics of replying to my comment instantly. Have you no mates/life i.e. sit on the cunting computer ALL YOUR LIFE? I bet you're a 40 year old virgin? Am I right? Thought so, you cunt. BTW, I hope the total fucking "cunt" count satisfies your displeasures (you cunt)..The mooncrater "gag" just wasn't laughable..sorry mate.

Finally a comment that satifies my displeasure. First you said cunt too much then you said cunt not enough then you left out the earl grey tea then your arsehole became a vacuum then you had sex with your family. I thought the hidden camera guy was the height of incestousness (or close to it) but having sex with ones parents? WTF Jeehab! I just don't know what to expect from you anymore but ones things for certain - you will always use the word cunt as weapon (and Rellak and Brothershamass and the rest of the 'retard crew' won't be far behind).

Oh and as for my 'moon crater' gag that did not please you well fuck you for being a fucking cunt! I didn't find your enormous wank fest trilogy very funny, I thought the ass vacuum was disturbing (faggotry perhaps?) and the new story when you fuck your mother and are beaten by your father's cock just literally blew my load. I hope you like milk with your earl grey.

P.S I am the Hidden Camera Guy

Chuckle, are you in fact one of the Chuckle brothers? This would go, some small way to explain your original shit post and furthermore would explain why you are a cunthole!

If not, anyone who finds the need to call themself "Chuckle". Oh do I really need to go on?

p.s. The Hidden Camera Guy story was shit, just plain shit!

p.p.s. you're still a cunt!

you must be a jigaboo

Hehe That made me laugh :) Honestly Dont sound true And if it is Blody painful. Ouchh x

omg!! ahahahahahahahahaha
that had to hurt was your ass whole like all out of shape when it was out?!

what a loser