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pregnant man
i had gay sex for the first time with my best friend. he was agressive, but i loved it. i kinda took a shit on his penis accidently but he told me he loved it. dirty sanches man. anyway, 9 months later i got pregnant but the baby started growing in my penis. i gave birth to it, but i had to cut off my penis. now it grew back and it's only 1.5 inch long. is this normal?
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farad (2287)
2006-06-26 03:49:22
yes
yesterday the same happened to me!
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xoxHpetsxox (2533)
2006-06-26 14:39:12
No way
wow buddy sucks for you. Now ur sex life wont be as good since ur di** is like so small. i wonder if u can even see it. i say jus cut ur di** off and get a pu***. Probably will have more fun
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Anonymous
2006-06-26 16:01:47
@: xoxHpetsxox
Of course! That same thing happens nearly every day to me!
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jenisis (883)
2006-06-27 12:25:33
This is very, very normal........In fact, studies show that if a person like you goes through this process two more times as in get pregnant two more times,your penis will finally grow a grand total of 2 more full inches and that's it. Supposedly women and men alike enjoy a three inch penis. I say go for it, keep populating the world w/ people like you.......I think you are a genius.
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jenisis (883)
2006-06-27 12:33:05
This is very, very normal........In fact, studies show that if a person like you goes through this process two more times as in get pregnant two more times,your penis will finally grow a grand total of 2 more full inches and that's it. Supposedly women and men alike enjoy a three inch penis. I say go for it, keep populating the world w/ people like you.......I think you are a genius.
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Peep_ (2600)
2006-07-03 21:50:32
Short term memory by any chance Jenisis? F*ck me, not bad!! Only took you about eight minutes to retype it.

Pregnant man, a man without a willy is know as a female……Enjoy and take leaf out of “outthere’s” book and get a strap-on. Even then you can fiddle with your micro dick and call it a hanging cl*t.

Be the way, do you have lactating man boobs too?
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jenisis (883)
2006-07-05 12:17:11
@: Peep_
You're right
I love your brain :)

It did take me 8 minutes to type that again.

It's like you're made of magic or something. To know these things about me.........are you God
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