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Can't orgasm in shower...

I've been masturbating for quite awhile now(I'm a male), and I always jack off in my bed. I can orgasm within ten minutes of jacking off in bed, but whenever I try in the shower, I never have success. One time I spent like an hour trying to, but I can't, so then I just go to my bed and can just fine. What's going on?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (21)
Anonymous
Try turning the cooler water, not to hot, and put your back/@ss to the water. You've got to lather up your penis with lots of suds, don't forget lather up your nuts too. Then close your eyes and grab your cock firmly and slowly slide your fist down the whole length of your shaft ... speed up the stroking as you like from there.
Anonymous
You lose friction in the shower because of all the water. Try wanking it off slower so you can really feel it.
Maybe you realize that other people have to use that same shower and you feel guilty. How'd you like standing in someone else's jizz while you try to take a shower?

It also clogs the drain.
Anonymous
Firmer grip and
use draino . . .
Take your bed with you into the shower. You should be fine.
1 hour
You spend an hour wanking in the shower. How fucking big is your water heater tank
You don't describe how you do it, but I'll try to guess. If you stand, that might be too awkward. Even if you lay down, perhaps it's still to uncomfortable compared to your bed. I've heard guys feel great if you mix warm and cold water together or go back and forth between them. I read one fellatio tip for in the shower is to use ice and warm water in your mouth... so you can try that, except holding ice and using the showerhead for warm water. Just a nice experiment for you to try :)
Anonymous
Bring a girl along,
That works for me!
Anonymous
yea that kinda happens to me to i can never do as well in the shower idk y i think ur just not in the mood or somthin idk
perfect solution
Ok close and lock the bathroom door turn the shower on and then sit on the toilet and jack off you can use lube or shampoo then when you cum get in the shower and ckean off there you go
You have testicular cancer and are gonna die.

(btw this is a joke)
Anonymous
When I whack off in the shower I always think of a girl i like. Also try using shampoo as a lubricant.
Jerking off in the shower sucks. It's a waste of water, and I agree, it's not much fun. (Unless you have company.)

Also, if you are trying to be "discreet," whacking it in the shower is not going to help. Wspecially if you are in there for an hour -- dead giveaway.

Everyone already knows you jerk off, so quit worrying about it and just enjoy it. Make it someone else's "problem" to think about your habits, not yours.
Try wanking in the showers at school or at the gym.
Dont worry neither can I
Try not wanking in the shower,When I did It was a nightmare getting the sperm off...It was thick and glooy almost like glue...
@: Nelix
stick needles in your balls and suck on a cactus... Don't wank in the shower in the first place, thats a place to get clean, keep all wanking into the bedroom.
ill make u cum u can fuck me up the ass
Use the cream rinse not the soap.
why the f**K wold you type this . Go waste your insignificant life else-ware and never post anything of this caliber again. hope my advice helped.
i can't either, just plain water doesn't usually cut it for me, it's gotta be a chicks saliva that's the best lubricant