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I like to masturbate ALOT. I masturbate in many ways. The way i masturbate depends on the television program i watch at a particular moment. For example, when i watch the news, i get a drum stick (i play the drums) and shove it up my anus. But that is not all, when i am finished shoving things up my anus, i pull it out and lick the feaces that is hanging off. When i watch butch men play Soccer, I slide my Penis through the gloryhole that i drilled in my bathroom, and sing the British National Anthem with my hand on my heart of course. Is this normal? I want to hear your comments on my lifestyle so please add a comment! Thank you.