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I don't like washing my hands
I almost never wash my hands because I hate the smell of soap. I also hate when my hands are all dry. Another reason that I don't usually wash my hands is that I like the smell of my fingers after sandwiching them between my penis and testicles. It really pisses me off when someone is looking at me in aq public restroom and then I have to wash my hands because of social norms. Before I was only able to place the index finger between my testicles and penis, but now I can put four. I know started to press the top side of the penis with my thumb so that it squeezes tighter. I usually walk with my right hand in this penis sandwich position. I fantasize about someday becoming rich and then hiring a woman for the sole purpose of always holding my penis in the sandwich position, even when I'm walking. I would smell her hand periodically and she would smell it. I hope everyone feels the same way.
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so if someone is complaining i just tell them:
hey, if your penis is so dirty that you have to wash your hands, then do it
but leave me be
You could buy some scentless soap if you can't stand the smell and there are also soaps that reduce drying skin. And then there's hand lotion that will cure your dry skin, also in scentless.
Good gosh man keep clean!