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roomate trouble
I'm a passive aggressive. my college roommate was always making me buy him stuff and he was always drinking all my pop and eating all my food without asking.. this went on for about the whole school year.. till one day I just lost my composure.. first thing I did is I sh*t in his bathtub (we had a two bathroom apartment) after a party when everyone had went to bed. he never found out it was me. he had to clean it up.. but I decided that wasn't enough and what I did rests on my conscience to this day. one day he left a McDonalds chicken sandwich in the fridge. when he was gone, I took it into my room and jacked off in it. and from that day til the end of the school year, everytime I jacked off, I made sure to blow my load on something of his, including his toothbrush and in his tube of toothpaste..
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Anonymous
2006-07-20 16:42:03
DUDE
how do you know he wasn't jacking off in your stuff?
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-07-20 17:11:11
@: Anonymous
because he ate my stuff all the time
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-07-20 17:11:58
@: Anonymous
because he ate my stuff all the time
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Anonymous
2006-07-20 17:22:27
Guys are such pigs . . .
Maybe he jizzed in your shampoo.
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-07-20 19:42:35
@: Anonymous
he wouldn't have jizzed in my stuff see
he never would have done that in my stuff... because, up front, me and my roomate acted all buddy buddy. he actually liked me. little did he know that I was a sadistic two-face who secretly hated his guts.. yeah, I'm sick like that.. passive aggresive remember
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Anonymous
2006-07-21 12:09:56
@: Anonymous (Story Author)
Ya know he coulda been a sadistic two-faced son of a bitch actor too and peed in your mouthwash.
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-07-21 20:05:32
I guess you just had to be there
look, I was home all the time and he was always at work or school.. you just have to believe me on this.. his name was Ryan Rienche, and he really did have to clean my shit out of the bathtub, and yes, he really did eat and brush his teeth with my semen. we were friends and he was into christian rock and church and sh*t. I always kept my anger for him a secret.. when he was home, I acted nothing but friendly. I played video games with him, I cooked food for him, we smoked pot together and played hacki sack together. he had no reason (that he knew about) to hate me. I never ate his food without asking. I never told him to pick up his messes. I never laid a finger on his guitar. I never confronted him about anything.
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KillMeAgain (2895)
2006-07-23 19:15:09
Funny
Oh that is hilarious, perfect revenge. I take off my hat to you, lmfao!
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2006-08-20 19:03:27
What a civilized society it is in which we live, where a man can get revenge by shitting in their bathtub and chucking loads into sandwiches.
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OrderSolDragonInstallGunflame (3861)
2006-09-28 01:19:57
He brushed his teeth three times a day after that, huh?

Good luck bringing your "roomate" to meet your family on Thanksgiving. Your dad'll love it.
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x.princess.x (3703)
2006-09-28 05:32:11
Did he ever realise what it was it must of tasted different
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OrderSolDragonInstallGunflame (3861)
2006-09-28 05:36:11
The taste sensation that's sweeping the nation.
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