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I sneeze before I masterbate

Everytime I even think about masterbating I start to sneeze. Before I even touch myself, I have sneezed atleast 3 or 4 times. Usually as soon as I get started I stop sneezing and it never happens when other people are around. I've heard of a few guys that say this happens to them, but I am female and haven't heard any other females say this is true. Is this normal? Does anyone know why this happens? I do not have a sneeze fetish.
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Anonymous
2006-07-24 18:14:32
sneezing and masturbating??? maybe you are alergic to it
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fugnug (2843)
2006-07-24 19:58:37
stop covering yourself in rose petals when you masturbate! it's creepy
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bobble (3094)
2006-08-04 21:20:56
hahaha
that's funny, and kind of cute, if it weren't so NOT innocent.

i'm guessing it's okay (not "normal" in the statistical sense -- most of this site is full of abnormal people). i sneeze when i look at the sun.
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Shadoww (3230)
2006-08-14 03:57:17
@: bobble
There is a documented Gene for that, my uncle has it
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Shadoww (3230)
2006-08-14 03:57:44
To bobble (3094) that is
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Ryujin-Jaka (4781)
2006-12-17 20:07:52
-.-'
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ktsomeone (7111)
2007-04-01 03:55:50
I have the same thing. If I even THINK about masturbation, I start to sneeze. Weird.
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whybenormal (7721)
2007-04-18 10:40:27
@: ktsomeone
Me too...but when I'm with my boyfriend, I just have to think about sex & I sneeze...he thinks I'm wierd...but it's been that way forever...I think about sex & I sneeze - what's up with that??? Anyone else do this?? I wonder why it happens??
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ktsomeone (7111)
2007-06-09 00:25:29
@: whybenormal
Yeah, it's really only when I think about sex. But if I am getting ready to have sex or during sex, I never sneeze. It's only when I think about it or think about masturbating.

@bobble
I also sneeze when I go into sunlight. 25% of the population does this. It's very common. Here's a link about it.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Article1679.html
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lewylewis (8779)
2007-06-09 04:36:33
Yep I had a girlfriend that sneezed nearly everytime we were going to have sex even just thinking of it or talking about it I knew she was ready... Its so Cute... Also she use to cry and not know why... just because it was so good she put it down to. She is not normal mate there are no normal people we are all disturbed in oneway or another...Hope it helps your not alone. I just crack a fat when I think about it.
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