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I’m a sophisticated young woman at the age of fourteen and I am the greatest! I've been an active member here at IsItNormal.com for a long time, and I am highly revered! All my comments on other people’s stories are clever, insightful, and spot-on. I’m so witty and popular, I just know they are going to put my username on a T-shirt soon! Sometimes I like to just look at my message history and relive my prodigious greatness over and over again. Sometimes it makes me juicy wet, reading my own comments because they are noble, literary compilations among applesauce spilled onto the screen by computer using monkeys. Not only are my comments the only ones worth reading, but I also write the best stories at this site! Two of my well known stories involve me eating my own sh*t , on two separate occasions, and they are told with such grace and perplexity, that when I’m done writing them, I finger myself over the thought of the joy they’ll bring to the readers. Another of my famous stories is when I was babysitting my guttersnipe of a brat, little brother, and I took his diaper off and shoved his own sh*t in his face and some got in his mouth. The befouled creature cried on through the night as I ignored him. Here at IsItNormal.com, everyone loves me, but sometimes I start sh*t with random people posting anonymously, and nobody even knows it‘s me! It’s a merrymaking orgy, it is! Tralalah!

P.S. Most of you Neanderthals can take a lesson from me! You see how much I wrote! That’s called a story you omadawnt simpletons! Be like me and maybe they will put your username on a T-Shirt as well. I’m a golden goddess.

P.S.S. On second thought, kill yourselves now! You can never be like me!

P.S.S.S. Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?