that raise the old question, "why do people use soap and water on their hands after using the facilities and not soap and water on their assh*les.." this story like story reminds of the time when I was 14, I would spread my buttcheeks in front of the mirror, and I couldn't stand that my assh*le was brown within an inch and a half radius. I scrubbed and scrubbed, but it was always brown...

Good gosh don't dip the paper into the toilet water! There's GERMS in the bowl even though you've just flushed! EEEEeeeek!

Of course...! Now whenever I'm having sex with my five-dollar prostitute, I don't have to listen to that "don't bring yo ass crackas in heya, you cracka" bullshit!

Just before retiring from my computer to have a barbecue dinner I had been looking forward to all day, I chose to read one last post. Thanks to this post about hygiene I lost my appetite.

This is nasty. Dont do that the toilet water is gross. You can get STDs and all sorts of shit. Imagine some guy has hemorrhoids.

dont do it in public restroom like that. sometimes I wet the paper from the sink if ones next to me

dude your gonna get aids or sometin moterfuckin bitch

although there are far more germs under your fingernails than in the toilet bowl, i would NEVER recommend putting water from a public toilet on your ass you could get a number of serious infections


also, btw, you are definitely not normal.

Save your spit as you use a public restroom, and use that instead. Spit on the paper. You'll find it is a lot slipperier than water, and far less gross.

Sometimes you can wet a bit of paper towel at the Sink before you enter the stall, but if you can't, then use spit instead.

i try to use as few sheets as i can when i wipe myself

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Before taking a shit, if you have time, you can wet the paper towel (not toilet paper because it breaks easily)then pump soap onto it and lather it. Take a shit and then scrub it on your ass then wipe! =D

ok... why ask this question? luff yaah.x

Go buy babywipes, it will also get rid of the smell.

nastee. you probably got some kind of virus and now you're going to die.

why would u want to get rid of but crust. that $hit tastes fucking great u damn niggajew

I dont wipe my ass at all. By sitting down after having a cr*p and shuffling about a bit on the chair I find that my underpants do a pretty good job.

Buy some babywipes, I think they have small packages that you could carry with you.
I personally try to shit right before I take a shower, but have always wanted a bidet.

OMG u need to stop being so gay and get some baby wipes and then find your self a life!!!!!!!

You wet the paper so your finger breaks through the paper and slips into your arse hole because your a pufter.

ummmmm u dirty pig

have you noticed a swelling severe itching in your anal area? I certainly hope so.

hope u wash ur hands