my smelly ass
i don't know what it is, but i love the way my ass smells. after i wipe, i run my fingers around under my nose and, if i'm lucky, the smell will linger there for the rest of the day. sometimes, that's not enough. a couple of years ago, i started putting a finger up my ass a couple times a day just so i could have a strong whiff with me all day. lately, my asshole has gotten stretched and i've been putting nearly my whole hand up there.
however, I can relate. I myself have never been laid, but I always practice all the moves on myself, so when that first time comes, I'll be a rockstar!