I've masturbated many, many times, and being at a much older age, I regret it. I have been excommunicated from the Catholic church, but I didn't have to admit to anything, because the hair from my palms that I tried my best to tuck into my sleeves managed to protrude at any given occasion. I can't even masturbate anymore, it's like stroking with a hairy dog, and of course no woman would ever talk to me.
Yes, masterbation can be very satisfying even though it is self abuse (according to Webster, the Bible, and any old person who is too afraid to do it anymore or else risk pulling their cock off.)
So do twinkies . . .
I've masturbated many, many times, and being at a much older age, I regret it. I have been excommunicated from the Catholic church, but I didn't have to admit to anything, because the hair from my palms that I tried my best to tuck into my sleeves managed to protrude at any given occasion. I can't even masturbate anymore, it's like stroking with a hairy dog, and of course no woman would ever talk to me.