most dicks are slightly bend to one side, as far as i have read mostly to the left. it will not affect your sex life, keep smacking yourself until you get a girlfriend!!!
not likely to go back to normal position, if someone knows something different please say something...
by the way, not joking, to which side do you put your penis inside your pants? i just wonder if it has relation to the side the dick is bended...

The development of the muscles in the base of the penis, connective tissue, and skin create the curve.

Its Normal, but who gives a shit if it bends, as long as it still functions. It does still function, right ? Or is there something ur not telling me.

Try putting in a vice

yeah the vice will work but you have to make it vice very tight...
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(just kiddin dont wry)

Use your other hand and it will bend back. Don't use both hands, this makes it go well wonky.

It also depends on the angle. Like, a 90 degree angle isn't very healthy, and don't even get me started on a 180 degree angle.

how interesting

oh yes, and its spelled mastUrbation

did i write this?