Read a Good Book
When I take a shower, I open the door of the shower, put a towel under the bathroom door, lay a towel on the floor and lean over the edge of the shower. I then pick up the book I brought in with me and read, half of myself in the shower, half of myself out.
Reading can be sooo absorbing
When you waste water, God kills baby otters. You bitch.
Otherwise god *will* kill animals.
These are, but are not limited to:
Badgers
Skunks
Foxes
Kittens
Kangeroos
Humans
Lizards
Kevin Federline
Bunnys
Cats
Monkeys
Lions
and tigers
and bears, oh my!
...seriously
then sit as far away as possible, and read. it is SO GOOD