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Well ive been working for this store "staples" as some people say for quite a while. I find myself board with my constant disposition stocking the shelves with my insecurities dripping down my spine like a flowing river of rejection and hate. Sometimes the force pushing my lifeblood through my capillaries whispers in my ear "..shove an M80 inside your bosses mailbox" and well I tried... the problem was that it wasnt in fact my bosses mailbox but my girlfriends... i was a little high off heroin at the time i must admit.. everyone has their faults.. if its not heroin its gambling, or socialized medicine, or church. so anyway back to the more important matters at hand... gosh i sound redundant i hate sounding redundant... anyway i came into staples today w/o my name tag on... it was a risk but it was a risk i had to take for my conscience was aching at me like an apparition inside a superstitious man's superfluous imagination... i think im slowly going insane with my constant disgruntled rebellion, coming into work w/o my name tag is some hardcore sh*t yknow? anyhow i just purchased a sniper rifle off the internet and i think im going to launch a bullet straight through todd barry's head and make a puncture the size of a small childs fist... because his stand up pisses me off and im a crazy mutherf**king non name tag wearing son of a disgruntled b**ch.

is this normal?
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Comments (4)
Superwang (3310)
2006-08-20 08:33:52
Yes, work-related stress is quite normal. I work help desk, I know.

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey
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LacklusterGypsie (3316)
2006-08-20 13:03:53
sry i wanted real help not a massive heap of mental retardation.
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Superwang (3310)
2006-08-20 16:24:40
@: LacklusterGypsie
You post some shit like this, and then you want some honest, well thought, articulate answers?

Then you try to insult people who reply?

Let's see here, it shouldn't be too hard to come up with a comeback... Hmm.. Oh yeah! You work at STAPLES. Fucking owned, nuff saif, good day sir. Where's the easy button now you whiny son of a bitch?.

Comb your beard.
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2006-08-20 18:12:10
How can you find 'help' here? You asked if it was normal, and you'd have to be an idiot to think that it is. I hope you kept that spare M80.
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