i cant wee wee

cummon peoples i need help. when i am in like a pub or club whereva thers standy up piss pots i cant pee unless i think of sumint borin like "thats a realy good job of the tiles" or " i wonder how that mark got there " i just cant do it WHY. i am getin sick of commentin on the tiles i f**kin hate tiles what can i do

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Comments (9)

EccentricWeird (3314)

2006-08-24 22:15:51

I think someone forgot that the legal drinking age is a little over 13 these days.

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Mtokai (3052)

2006-08-25 16:15:02

i hate pissing in public loos... spose im just paranoid :P

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slugie (3415)

2006-08-26 14:19:08

its very common 4 lads not 2 b able 2 piss in public loos...

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babyangel2580 (1623)

2006-08-27 00:11:37

huh? ill brb after thinking about this, i have to take a shit

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feminist6 (3420)

2006-08-27 01:47:12

Its because YOU think your dick is small or are afraid of what other people think (stage fright). Get a semi erection before you go, show the monster off a bit and forcing it out helps too.

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abnormal (3108)

2006-08-27 13:27:27

Why not take a buddy in there with you, and have a "who can piss the highest" game with him?

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abnormal (3108)

2006-08-27 13:29:00

...And please don't use words like wee wee. PISS!

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jbirdhouse99@hotmail.com (3421)

2006-08-28 07:07:10

give me break!