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My wife just won't do what she's told
Hi. My wife just won't do as she's bloody well told. She never cooks, irons, cleans or anything like that. All she does is look after the kids and do a part time job. I often tell her the kitchen is dirty or the bathroom needs cleaning, there are piles of clothes that need ironing, the kids are screaming and won't shut up etc etc. She's so lazy. I'm thinking of trading her in for a younger one that's more obedient.
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ieatapples (2710)
you're an idoit.
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yates (3218)
If you can get a younger one, trade her.
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galeni (2821)
go for it !!
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EccentricWeird (3314)
Why stop at one? A redhead can get you three blondes!
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Sekhmet (3443)
Kill yourself. :D
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Moi (588)
Sounds like you want a maid, not a wife.
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roger49 (3711)
Try to find a younger one. Possibly the one in the adult friend finder ad I'm seeing righ now, she looks like she could be a good match for you.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
sounds like she needs a bit of help from you.looking after kids is a hard full time job.who the fuck said the woman was supposed to do all the household chores anyway?
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