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Waterwings as sex aids
When my girlfriend is not around I obviously have to go DIY. Normally just a plain right handed wank is sufficient. Every now and again I use the left hand for a bit of fun. And when I have time I like to find things I can shove my cock into. I have done things like rape fruit while calling it a dirty bitch whore etc. My favourite one at the moment though is when I get this waterwing, blow it up, shove some vaseline in the middle, place it under the sofa cushion and fuck it real hard while shouting 'YEEHARRR' and 'Daddy's gonna cum all over your sweet little face you filthy slut'. No doubt it's just a phase and I'll find something else to bone soon but, it's fun for now. Is this normal?
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Comments (5)
mcinnes (3275)
a think so! anything else u can use?
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EyeAy (3483)
Have your sofa cushions started sliding around yet?........
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cabinet69 (3089)
At least you know you wont drown in your own cum
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EccentricWeird (3314)
I would suggest you stop doing that... otherwise, people will start to become curious as to how that semen sandwich -- which used to be a sofa -- got there.
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roger49 (3711)
I think cleaning the sofa after would avoid, any questions about the semen sandwich, but knowing donkeyspuzz, I'm pretty sure he enjoys the semen being there.
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