Stick an OB tampon right in the black hole to stop the smell ..Though it feels kinda silky, remember to change it every 24 hours.
But if you don't feel comfortable with a thing stuck in your arse, buy yourself some reusable enema equipment..and try to use it only at home, for fag's sake

Mine smells cos I fart a lot.

Get some wet-wipes and stop scratching your @ss!

After scratching do you find you have little balls of poo under your fingernails? Do you sometimes pull a couple of hairs out too? If so you should wipe better. But don't waste these little treats. The poo balls are a little sour but very yummy. The hairs can be put into sandwiches with jam. Very tasty.

You might not like it at first, but not eating will be the best solution

God, these comments get more stupid by the minute!! Knock it off!

Regarding the original post--Dude, it's your ass, you know the thing shit comes out of?!

This is a realistic problem. I understand that claggy feelin ya get when ya just had crap and ya arse itches like fuck. Try de-worming yourself. If ya have a dog they are good at chewing and licking ya dags away also. hope this helps.

It's this professional's opinion that "ya'llz haz one stanky-ass ass, shorty". I'd reccomend immediate removal of your cranium wedged tightly inside your sphincter and injesting any meats (Poison for small rodents is also an acceptable alternative) you may have past their expiration date.

Drink your Ovaltine, and this won't happen anymore.

Listen up folks... theres nothing wrong with sticking your finger down into your ass crack - hey, im a straight shooter, don't get me wrong - im not endorsing any penetration of the hole itself. Theres just something so intriguing about the smell of a butt crack after an honest days work. Go ahead, grab some of those ever popular balls of lint down there while your at it...

everyonne has an asshole and they all stink even after a good bath the bacteria will began multiplying instantly and its impossible to keep an asshole smelling good for very long.Even Angelina Jolies pooper smells bad at times.Just part of the human condition.