42, no sex

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Do you need to "hook up"? There are services, or you could do it the old fashioned way...Ask Someone Out!!

I HAVE NOT HAD SEX IN 2 YEARS AND I'M NOT COMPLAINING! I'M CELEBATE AND PROUD OF IT! THERE'S NO POINT IN FUCKING AROUND ANYMORE, TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE DISEASES LIKE AIDS, HERPES, GONNORREA, SYPHILIS, ETC. YOU WANT SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WINE? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Pretty good looking, and low self esteem? Might want to check the contradiction there. I agree with the other poster, though. Ask someone out. As a Christian, I would also perfer if you got married first.

Doesn't another post by ButterflyPussywillow say she is a Catholic Girl? Does that sound like a Catholic girl to anyone?

I'm concerned about the low self-esteem part. After 42 years you should be out of that phase. You might be clinically depressed or have another sort of chemical imbalance.

Good luck.

I think it's pretty normal to have times where you just can't seem to get it right with the other sex. And that that affects your self-esteem is normal, too.
At 42 you're definately still young enough to hope for better times - hang in there!

RIGHT NOW! OR ELSE WHAT WILL SANTA DO WITH ALL HIS TOYS????!?!?

Unless you're in a Polka band, you should be getting laid. Actually, even the accordian players get laid. Sure, they get with portly Germans. But, they're still getting some. So I don't know what the hell's up with you.

Just remember, bro. If the accordian player can do it, so can you!

What band are you in? If its ManFist, that explains everything.

i'm 17 and have not had sex in 17 years.

Seriously. I haven't had sex in 20 years. Maybe you're just trying to get with the wrong girls? You are 42 now, after all.

I haven't had sex in... well, an infinite number of years! Beat that niekka!

dude I havent had sex in well over a year. It sucks but it doesn't matter, the longer you go without, the more you'll appreciate it when the sex fairy smiles upon you next.

Maybe if you had a bigger penis, instead of the little 1 incher you have now, you would get laid, but since you can barely get a boner to penetrate the skin, you wont get too far in your sexual life. Just give up or buy some viagra to try and make it around 1.5 inches bigger, then maybe a little horny girl will consider having sex with you.

If you don't believe your looks are holding you back then i expect its your low self esteem.

The ladies who are attracted to you at a gig already have the difficulty of approaching someone who's in a band, theres gonna be a bit of apprehension there. If you give signs to the ladies who make eye contact with you, (they'll try to make eye contact while you play) perhaps smiling at them, saying "hi" after the the show, may be all the opening they need to make the move on you. I hope you get on, don't let any opportunities slip and it will happen.

im 15 and i never had sex. dont worry pal.