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Best friend is a real twat at times
Can't be arsed to go into the story,but sometimes my best mate is a fucking nob.He was a fucking nob tonight.He was getting all arsey and mardy over fuck all.We've been best mates since school(13 years),but I really want to throw a load of AIDS in his face.Obviously,I won't kill him,but have any of you cunts any suggestions about what I can do?His Mum's really nice,so is his dad.His Stepbitch is a Twat,and HER daughter is a fucking nob as well.
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Comments (5)
Bob17 (1154)
2006-09-04 19:59:59
If his mums so nice i suggest you slip her one. Then if your mate starts being a twat you can shut him up by saying "I shagged you mum" and provide photographic evidence.
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-04 20:08:47
Just fuck him of sometimes you have to let people go. They change for the worse. So what if his mums nice if your gonna put up with a dickhead just to see his mum it must mean you want to fuck her
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bog95coco (3594)
2006-09-04 20:48:59
Stop being you bri'ish mate! And stop using so many sweare words. They aren't needed to show your point. I feel like Dr. Phil now , thanks alot.
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2006-09-04 21:47:12
Well, being fat and opinionated does have its benefits...
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Bellend (4097)
2006-10-26 18:17:55
When he's being a twat, Punch his eyes in and kick him in the plums, then tell him he is being a twat and he's to stop it immediaty or you will repeat the plum kicking.
Problem solved.
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