This is not a kids site and for someone who is shocked I bet you had a good look around.

No one types properly upon the Internet, silly.

hey mom, take it easy... actually this page is supposed to be for people of certain age. problem is that tons of kids come here. and yes...is shocking how much crab exists here, but makes our day easier to bother others by answering stupid posts.

I havent seen any crabs on here

Seconded.

i do believe you are a mother fucker :D!

Maybe mum has the crabs.

As wonderful as it is to get a lecture on the degeneration of today's youth from a teenage parent, I'm hardly 'ashames' of myself at all.
I actually intend to follow your advice. The next things on my agenda are getting off on my computer and booking some crack for next Friday.
By the way, while you're using your trusty dictionary, be sure to look up 'hypocritical' you critical hippo.

Thats a classic Leo I love it^

It's called a typo. But I think I've figured out what the problem is...this is a British site, right?

she's hot. how do you tell who made the post.

I have a better idea, why don't I just f*ck the sh*t out of u and ur 12 year old, while ur homo husband watches. U pathetic Twunt.

Good one MOFO

What the fuck is Barbco on about? I've read about 5 comments referring to his difficulty in reading English. Go to school fuckwit!

Fuckwit? See, you proved my point exactly! Actually the issue here is that I am an AMERICAN, and you BRITS can't type nor spell worth a shit! It makes it extremely difficult to understand what you are saying. Got it? Good...Now fuck off!

no u fluck off u piece of trash!! who the heck cares how sum one spells as long as u can understad. and if u ask me and i dont care if u didnt!! ur still gona here it, reading slang is much easier and ALOT faster!! now do YOU get the fluckin' point!!??!! GOOD. now good u MUDDERFUDDER!!! hope you can understand what the fluck i said u dumn mofo!!!

Um, yeah, this is to Cutiepie-besides lack of ANY spelling capabilities, you are lacking in the brains department too! My whole post was about my inability to understand what was being said. 'Slang' and utter stupidity are completely different. Most of these posters(including you) fall into the stupid box.

A canadian girl ran crying to her mother
Mummy can you get pregnant from having anal sex?
Yes said her mother Thats where Americans come from.

I'd like to know where the spelling mistake was in my last comment Barbco. Maybe you've never heard people call you a fuckwit before. Trust me, there are many of them calling you one. Since you are the only who cannot read these comments, you should be able to figure out that you cannot in fact, actually read.
Fuckwit.

Are you fuckin' kidding me?! A canadian poking fun at an American? Not EVEN worth a rebuttal!

Erm. I'm not Canadian.
Fuckwit.

My comment about the canadian wasn't directed at you donkeyshit. I told you-you can't read!

Funny, I thought you were the one moaning about not being able to read. Are you confused too? That happens to fuckwits.

Barbco I am an Australian and adapted that joke to put shit on you. It seems you are so annoying you have a league of nations putting shit on you

"you BRITS can't type nor spell worth a sh*t!" Your grammer isn't exactly helping you reinforce your point, you hypocritical cunt.

As amusing as this tiff of the United Nations is, I would like to say to the mother of the 12 year old (you guys remember her?) that I would like to know why she was here in the first place. Does your kid come to this site? I had assumed most of these posts were by adults(kinda). If I found my kid here, I would put my foot in her ass!(no,not for pleasure you pervs)

Bob, That IS correct grammar.

OHMYGOD, everybody should just chill out and fuck something, like the mother of this post. So since I'm American I'll take her ass.

I'll take the fat roll under her bigAss arms.
Yeah...

Ok, good, Now do we have anybody willing to take her belly button ?

no u f*** off u piece of trash!! who the heck cares how sum one spells as long as u can understad. and if u ask me and i dont care if u didnt!! ur still gona here it, reading slang is much easier and ALOT faster!! now do YOU get the f***in' point!!??!! GOOD. now good u MUDDERFUDDER!!! hope you can understand what the f*** i said u dumn mofo!!!




that was f***kin hilarious!

Im Australian Ill take the belly button

I'm British. I'll gouge out her right eye and fuck her skull while I finger her other eye socket. While my balls slap her face she can have a good sniff on them.

Oh, and back to the language barrier. There is the English language and there is American English. They are basically the same but with many small differences. Everybody knows. Although Barco and Bob have some sort of anally retarded thing about the differences, they can still read it perfectly well. Fucking cunts.

No, if I could understand what the fuck you were saying I wouldn't be bitching about it numbnuts!! Yeah, yeah, I know the difference between the way the brits speak and spell and the way Americans speak and spell, got all that. My issue is with the fucking retards that are obviously blindfolded when they post something. Illiterate children, just what this world needs! "DEE DEE DEE!"

We're going round in fucking circles here.
Give up with the not understanding shite and if you can't read something, skip it. Fuckwit.

Thank you Mr. Mencia. Now Who's gonna f*ck her in her ear ? Cuz this b*tch, and her 12 year old need to be put to rest.

you can learn a lot from the computer, this site is very interesting, i am 39 don't spend all day on the computer, do read, hold two jobs, work out, have something of a life, but do enjoy this too.

This site is better than Myspace.

i am latino, i will take her face!!

Uhm, first of all, why don't you pick up a book? I'd bet I've read more in my fourteen years on this earth than you have on your 32 years. You must have been pregnant at what, 19, if you have a 12 year old daughter. Bitching about the youth of today's spelling isn't going to change the fact that you were a teenage mother and you lost your youth to your kid. The fact that you are ignorant enough to criticize the way every one else on this earth communicates just so you can understand what everybody is saying, then you insult every country except America (widely known as the country with the most problems,) makes me sick. Why are you a member of this site if it pisses you off so much? Maybe you should get your own effing (that's a variation of the F word because I find that word disgusting and vile, just so you know,) dictionary and expand your vocabulary so it surpasses your pre-teen's. You speak like an eleven year old with a heroin addiction.

no need to get away from the computer to look at the dictionary.
Its right here! (www.dictionary.com)
And when it comes to books i downloaded several hundred books of the internet the other day(for free), so when i go off to crack a book i dont get off the computer, i just read the book in the computer.

And i also work in the computer,
socialize,
watch movies,
watch tv shows,
invest on nasdaq,
pay bills,
play music,
write articles,
look at art exhibits,
watch family photos,
watch lectures at my university,
do homework assignments,
develope miscellaneous computer programs,
play games,
meet women,
have video meetings with friends far away and last but not least, watch porn.

So it doesnt matter what i do its always in the freakin computer.

Welcome to the twentyfirst century.. teenage mom.

What the fuck hummer? Do you ever leave the house?

Lost my youth to motherhood? Child at 19-not 13! I graduated from HS and I was in college. She was planned and I don't regret ever having her. Now, as for the last comment. Watch your dirty little mouth, I'll have to bend you over my knee and spank you! Didn't your mother teach you any manners? You are trying to argue the 'post', but all you are doing is making my convictions stronger by displaying the ignorance of today's youth and how they have NO respect of their elders! Computer or no computer, I would never have said those things to someone older than I. Your momma needs to wash your filthy mouth out with soap!

well last march the fire alarm went off,
it was 11am and i was in my lazy-boy cozily working on the computer and getting ready to go to bed.

As i herd the alarm i knew that it required immediate action.
So i went on the internet and sent an email to the fire squad.. saying "help help" or something.
Later the alarm stopped sounding.
It didn require me to go out but it was a close one.

Fool! You should have wired the alarm to a server in your room. Which then ran a script that dialed 911 and played a recording informing the firefighters of your situation. This could have been done easily with Linux/ALSA/PPP...

barbco that last post sounded kinky
"I'll have to bend you over my knee and spank you!"

that was extremely entertaining to read.

i cna tpye tihs sentnace nda ouy cna udnrestnad waht im syanig. right??

I look for the crazy ones and then when I READ It I crack up lol you guys are funny but this lady dont know anything she is just trying to spy on her kid I hope theres not just 12 year olds on here !!!!

i bet there are 12 year olds on here. duh they are the ones that post stupid ones.

Hey I'm 12 and my posts arent stupid.

I'm 12.
Inches.

Of pure throbbing love muscle.

It has a couple of boils but it tastes okay.

Barbco sounds like you should have got of your bed and cracked a book

Okay, this is my last post, no more 'isitnormal' for me! The insults have been fun, it helps me get through a long day at work!

Shame, really. No, really. We're all gutted.

You should stay Barbco your stories generate good feedback weve had fun

we should have a rally.
A "get barbco back" rally.
a bback rally!

ill make the t-shirts, donkey you contact cnn and skynews, leo you use your writing skills to influence public opinion and cab takes care of the fireworks and government mutiny.

On sep.19th, people from all over the world will be storming the streets with protest banners and loud singing.
We will not give up, we will not give in,
we will not give until....
THE B-IS-BACK!




(ps. this will be the biggest thing since sliced bread.)
(pss. i think i should go to bed.)

yes we dont want you to leave. everyone picks on eachother. andd have their reasons. be tough

NOOOOO. You CAN'T Leave, Barbco, U just CAN'T leave. Because . . . I LOVE you. NOOOOO. (crying) WHY ? (crying has gone down to sobbing) Don't leave me now, I . . . love . . . u (now it's just sniffling).

EEEEEEWWWWWWW thats cute another Isitnormal love story

But this is the first one I don't want to see any footage of.

You probably won't understand a word of this(English),but don't leave Barbco. I've only just joined,and have never been on a site where you can actually say anything.Yes,Cab..crazy..etc..are cunts,but they say dead funny stuff at times and if they are anything like me,then they only use T'internet when pissed,so you can forgive Twat comments cos they're probably pissed.Sometimes I give advice(sober),but mostly I'm a moron and

don't know how to write a big comment. Seriously,
I ran out of space

I would just like to add that I've only put on a couple of stories(all 100% true) and been ripped by all of you cunts,Barbco included.I was Slacker1200 until Crazygayho made me cry my eyes out.

To Littlefat ammit just keep writing the page will scroll down you can fit a lot in

LittlefatAmit, f*cking Hold it right there, cuz I am not such a c*nt. Ok, I take that back maybe I am. But Wat the hell did I say that made u cry ur eyes out (thats a serious question, I really want to know) ? I understand there are teenagers (kids) on this site, I REALLY don't mean to make anyone leave the site (not even Barbco) or cry there eyes out, and if u REALLY did, then in all seriousness "I am sorry." but dont take everything u read to heart, I'm only f*cking around, and sometimes I do give serious advice, I do, and I dont go on the internet wen I'm pissed off, cuz I rarely get pissed off, I have nothing to be pissed off about. Please answer my question above, and now I'm gonna feel bad, and probably not comment for a while from this point on. "Sorry."

Lets all just cry together.
"WUUUUHUUUUU"..
come on, join!

Yo I really wanna know wat the f*ck I sed that would have made someone cry there eyes out, and If he doesn't tell me, or he types something I didn't say, or if its something I sed but its really stupid (and people can tell it was a joke), I'm gonna make him change his name all over again.

Yeah, you assholes are really boring without me around to spice it up, huh?

I just don't have my computer at work anymore--well, not to visit this site...I think they have my shit bugged! I'll just have to save up all my nastiness for the w/e!!

no no were fun, with or without you.
whats a we?

w/e=weekend

Interestingly, 'Weee' was our reaction to your departure as well. Small world. At least, if your chest is any indication.
You couldn't spice up a Jalapeño. You probably had your computer revoked because of all the spam the company got from the incalculably numerous necrophilia sites you frequent.
Your shit is bugged? If you'd stop doing guys with crabs, lice and scabies it wouldn't happen you odious, repugnant little antithesis of mental aptitude.
To everyone else, Peace.

I was spicing it up long befor you got here Barbco and Ill be here long after your gone.

LittlefatAmit . . . I'm still waiting for ur response.

Sorry for delay,Crazy,been dj'in all weekend.When I say pissed,I mean drunk,not angry.Although,I was was 'taking the piss' when I said you made me "cry my eyes out".I thought you'd just call me a nob or something not get all fucking deep.I didn't want Barbco to leave because I want to know how she doesn't understand me.Admittedly,I'm always hammered when I write something,but when I read again sober,it makes sense to me.Mostly
Oh yeah,you called me 'gay' Crazy,so I wouldn't worry about what you said!!Ignore everything I say unless it's before 12(british time)
P.s You're gayer

Oh My God, and to think I felt bad for saying that sh*t, get the f*ck outta here. U Fat Gay F*cking Homo Anus Muching Ball Sack Licking Bastard. And I don't get pissed or drunk or watever. P.s. Ur a gay nob.

lmao. ok so armpit fat guy or whatever your name is i dont understand most of the stuff you say. like whats that about you peeing. and dont get all sad over this. its just a website.
crazymofo hahahah your funny

That's more like it Crazy.

ieatapples - (CarzyMoFo Bows saying, "Thank U, Thank U !!!")

FatlittleAmit - P.s. Ur still gay.

I'm not getting into some slanging match as your insults are way more evolved than mine.I have 'nob','twat','cunt' and that's about it.Plus,I'm a drunk,that for some reason can't be understood here so I have a dis-advantage.Sorry for making you show your sensitive side Crazy.You're not really gay are you?I'm joking mate.I know you're really a girl.

Just kidding.

Well atleast ur not as Thick as Barbco, and I promise never to expose my sensitive side again. Scouts honor.

hahahaa lmao.

and armpit..why would making you a drunk have less advantage.

i love it how the comments start to get off topic, its seriously interesting.. :D

oh and barbco w/e = whatever in internet lingo