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cocaine spunk
My mate Rhys,apparently,stuck his dick in my pint once,so obviously I had to get him back worse.I decided I'd spunk on a bit of plastic every day for a week then dry it out and mix it with a line of coke to give to Rhys.I never actually bothered to do this,but told everyone I had and cos I'm a cunt anyway,to this day everyone we know,including Rhys,think Rhys has snorted my spunk.Is wanting your mate to snort your spunk normal?
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Comments (6)
Yes thats good payback and you should have done after what he did to you
Is this English? Good Lord, Us Americans can't understand a fucking word you are saying!
You cant understand Australians either Ive Heard. When our actors go there they have to talk with an American accent. We can understand you except for some of those deep south people
barbco you are an asshole, i learned english from americans and i can understand the fucking post...
although i hate when the say "i had to call you to your mobail" damn, fucking celphone...
now, back to the post...
nice payback you fagg coke sniffer
Sorry about that Barbco,I'll translate:
Mate=Buddy
Dick=Weener
Spunk=Jizz/weener juice
Pint=Lager in a glass
Coke=Main ingredient of your national pastime
Cunt=Anyone who calls a mobile phone a cell.And Rhys.
Hope that's cleared things up
I agree with Galeni
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