cocaine spunk
My mate Rhys,apparently,stuck his dick in my pint once,so obviously I had to get him back worse.I decided I'd spunk on a bit of plastic every day for a week then dry it out and mix it with a line of coke to give to Rhys.I never actually bothered to do this,but told everyone I had and cos I'm a cunt anyway,to this day everyone we know,including Rhys,think Rhys has snorted my spunk.Is wanting your mate to snort your spunk normal?
although i hate when the say "i had to call you to your mobail" damn, fucking celphone...
now, back to the post...
nice payback you fagg coke sniffer
Mate=Buddy
Dick=Weener
Spunk=Jizz/weener juice
Pint=Lager in a glass
Coke=Main ingredient of your national pastime
Cunt=Anyone who calls a mobile phone a cell.And Rhys.
Hope that's cleared things up