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bathroom?
im a girl,16 so is it normal to not sh*t once a week?
i mean sometimes i dont sh*t for months, i already been to a doctor and all, the gave me these pills call ''cephalexin'' and i sh*ted alot..i lost like 2 or 3 pounds but now that they finished last week i havent sh*ted. i can only use the bath room if i eat raw food.
i know that this is just probaly constipation but my mom told me that the poop can stay in my stomach and that i would have to get surgery to get it taken out, when i try to use the bathroom, it doesnt hurt or anything..its just that NOTHING comes out, i dont even fart anymore, i just have no sign or anything. can anyone relate to this? i have bladder problems too but i WONT get into that.
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Comments (18)
cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-09 21:35:46
I would see a different docyor. The rule of thumb is simple
If you dont shit you die
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fido00000000000000000000000001 (3645)
2006-09-09 23:22:08
Ya mum is right, if ya dont use the loo naturally it can lead to an op. Open a bag of dates/raisons and you will be crappin like a champ in no time.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-10 04:27:09
Wow, thats horiffic, I have to sh*t atleast once a day (sometimes 2 if I pinch a quick loaf, I'll finish it up later). U must be FAT to be able to store that much sh*t in ur body for a month. How about anal sex, that might help. And I'm being serious, cuz anal sex puts pressure on ur colan, and for most girls it makes them have to take a sh*t afterwards. So if u need help with that let me know.
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-10 04:47:08
CrazyMoFo that sounds like a good solution but I think you could drown to death in the backed up shit.
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kandii (2491)
2006-09-10 12:52:09
im not fat ok 137 pounds is not fat but whatever you say..
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-11 03:27:40
Ok kool, so ur not THAT fat, I'll still f*ck u in the ass to release that turd.
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-09-11 12:27:37
Why on earth did your doctor give you Cephalexin? Cephalexin is a cephalosporin, or second generation antibiotic. Surely this has nothing to do with being a laxative. It is used to clear up infection. Do you have an infected ass? Is your ass infection so severe that it clogs up your poo-hole regularly and quickly?
Anybody wanting to fuck this girls smelly infected ass is a brave man.
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kandii (2491)
2006-09-11 16:48:56
donkeyspuzz u must have been a brave man then but trust me, ive had better...o yea shut the fuck up thanx :)
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-09-11 20:52:04
Why would I have been a brave man? Can you explain? I would only fuck clean ass. Not your gammy green funked ass.
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kandii (2491)
2006-09-11 23:59:02
im west indian [one color] not white, so i dont get green,red,blue,yellow,or purple like you ppl do ok? done
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-16 14:20:42
Kandii can I still plug ur poop hole to help release that turd ?
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Miss-Mango (3696)
2006-09-19 03:53:19
You guys are all SO immature!! jesus.....
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-19 06:12:31
Miss-Mango r u jealous cuz I didn't offer u my c*ck in ur ass as well ? Would u like me to help u release a turd ?
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The_Laughing_Man (3933)
2006-10-04 19:01:56
Come on CrazyMoFo you're talking enough shit for everyone at the moment without making offers to produce more of it.

You should go see a doctor and explain fully what the issue is and how concerned you are about it.

PS Cephalexin has a side effect of diarrhea so that may explain why it was first perscribed.
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Shaka_Zulu (3938)
2006-10-05 01:07:49
i only take a dump once every 3-4 days. & i'm as fit as an ox. all it means is you have an extremely high metabolism & i bet you are hyperactive & fidgity. also you have nuclear bacteria in your colon. it's eating all the waste faster than it can accumulate.
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Devar (2791)
2006-10-06 06:07:39
Go get some Sena tablets (over the counter laxatives) munch two and hold the edge of the seat.
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roger49 (3711)
2006-10-19 22:31:19
Have you put anything up your asshole or eaten anything odd recently such as cloth, a carrot, nails, MoFo's cock, gerbils, or cats?
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sisophous (3738)
2006-11-11 15:02:14
I would start by managing your diet carefully. Eat foods very high in fiber and see if that helps. Stay away from rice and applesauce as these are binding and can worsen constipation. Fresh pineapple, and black bean soup are very high in fiber. Raisin bran cereal also is excellent. These are just some suggestions. After sticking to a high fiber diet and if you are not seeing major change, I would go to a different doctor and seek help. I'd avoid any laxatives unless a doctor directs you to use them. IMO a medical doctor would initially suggest a change in diet before prescribing medication, I found that to be very strange in your post. Good luck to you.
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