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hey im 13 years old and i jake off somtimes maybe 2 times a week but this morning i woke up and my penis was all puffy and swolen in the sides like not the head but the forskin it was all puffy and inflated what should i do and is this normal
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Comments (11)
Prick it with a pin and drain the puss out. I think it might be Jakes fault
Sounds like AIDS, possibly from the pool.
Young penises are somewhat sensitive, if you keep jerking off like that it will swell until it explodes then you'll go blind. Rub chilli sauce on it to dull the pain in the meantime
dont listen 2 noidal lol
Who the Fuck is Jake, dude??

That might be your problem. Research "jerk" instead of "jake", butthole.
You need to be taken to the emergency room, where you will be circumcised.
Apply scalpel lacerations liberally, add lemon juice. Following with a generous dose of common household salt is reccomended by most of the medical community*, and normally clears up the infection right away.

*=See: Your drunken friends who laugh because a guy at Target farted putting some canned nuts on the shelf.
what ya need to do is wrap your dick around in a slice of ham ... a thin slice of ham ...a nd then a slice of bacon, cooked, so it's hot (to kill the bacteria) and then you gotta jerk off and jizz on to the meat and feed it to your mom .. it's a mongolian secret, trust me it always works when i get a herpes breakout. :)
i dont know. im not a doctor.
Sounds like you have flogged yourself to much are you going blind
put ice on it if it does no help to to the hospital it happen to peoples each year so don't be scare to take your penis out in front of a doctor nor nurse
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