Tunatown
I couldn't resist this.
Nobody has submitted a gripping, epic, TRUE story in a while, so, like the wondrous soul that I am, I decided to step in and show you the quality conversations available in our Isitnormal chat room.
18:27:48 ‹Will-I-Am› So..you like swimming?
18:28:34 ‹leobutrkurnel› Yep. You like traveling?
18:28:50 ‹Will-I-Am› yes but never get to
18:29:01 ‹leobutrkurnel› You ever take the Skin Bus to Tunatown?
18:29:14 ‹Will-I-Am› not recently. why?
18:29:39 ‹leobutrkurnel› Just curious. Ask your father if he has. You should do this immediately.
18:30:05 ‹Will-I-Am› Why?
18:30:31 ‹leobutrkurnel› There's just something fishy about that place. I'm just curious if he's been to Tunatown.
18:30:33 ‹Will-I-Am› What's "Tunatown"?
18:31:32 ‹leobutrkurnel› It's a private resort near Atlanta. There's one bus, hence the moniker 'Skin Bus' that's like the 6 Flags tour bus, that goes from Happytown, Florida to Tunatown, stopping once at Pleasureland. There're a lot of theme parks around there.
18:32:19 ‹leobutrkurnel› While you're having dinner, just ask "Dad, have you ever taken the Skin Bus to Tunatown?'
18:32:25 < Will-I-Am> okay
18:32:34 ‹leobutrkurnel› That place is awesome, it even has a waterfall. It just makes you feel good, ya know? Huge mounds...sometimes bushes... a canyon, even.
18:33:49 ‹leobutrkurnel› If you're having a really good time sometimes you see a geyser. It takes about two minutes on average to erupt.
18:34:24 ‹Will-I-Am› only two minutes?
18:35:40 ‹leobutrkurnel› Usually. There's three different crevices to choose from, you see, so it depends on how good you are finding the spot. You must find the spot.
18:36:37 ‹Will-I-Am› I may have been there
18:36:48 ‹leobutrkurnel› Oh really? When?
18:37:09 ‹leobutrkurnel› Chuckle told me he too took the skin bus to Tunatown. It was with his mother a while back.
18:38:22 ‹Will-I-Am› Longer ago than I'd have liked
18:47:12 ‹Will-I-Am› Have you?
18:48:49 ‹leobutrkurnel› Oh, everyone has. It's quite a thrill.
18:49:59 ‹Will-I-Am› cool
18:51:37 ‹leobutrkurnel› It's much better with a girl, although they can get nervous their first time on the Skin Bus.
18:38:48 ‹leobutrkurnel› Who'd you go with the first time you visited Tunatown?
18:39:13 ‹Will-I-Am› I went alone
18:39:34 ‹leobutrkurnel› I see. Do you mind if I take this conversation and write a post about it?
18:40:29 ‹Will-I-Am› ...why?
18:40:51 ‹leobutrkurnel› No reason.
18:41:15 ‹Will-I-Am› um..no
18:41:29 ‹leobutrkurnel› Dandy.
Is it normal to be this sickeningly innocent?
Does anyone else know people like this and incessantly screw with them?
And normal.
I hope the poor fuckwit is about 30 years old and still totally naive to this shit. Fucking class.
god will. are you fucking oblivious as to what hes talking about.