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I killde dog

I sory i nol langlish good. I see mi gurl frend in his home and i killde them dog. I ran over mi car over his dog. I dig dogs holl an put dog in it. Mi gurl frend cry but i nol tell her i killde his dog. Nol i fell bad. I lov his dog but nol his killde. Plese help mi to tell mi gurl frend. I lern langlish but nol good. Sory.
Roberto Foccacelli

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Comments (31)

jismcreme (3723)

2006-09-14 08:13:11

You nol good langlish, no? You fuckin frog eaten prick, come back when you can write. As for your dog you ate it didnt you. Tell your gurl frend when you are chock'a'block up her and she wont care.

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donkeyspuzz (3277)

2006-09-14 13:42:17

Wow that language made me laugh. All I could picture was a dude with a big afro wig, a huge medallion round his neck and stood over a stinky hole with a spade in his hand. Awesome. In terms of help, just tell your gurl frend what happened in your native tongue. It'll be fine.

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weirdotoo (2626)

2006-09-14 18:44:01

@: donkeyspuzz

...fucking fake!

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CrazyMoFo (1953)

2006-09-15 05:27:18

Como' Se que ama' ... Penis Head.

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UnKnOwNn (3848)

2006-09-27 14:10:35

LOL JAJAJA BUY HER OR HIM A NEW DOG....AND LEARN HOW TO TALK ENGLISH MA NIKKA....AND DONT FEEL BAD 4 DA PPL DAT BE TALK SHIT AIGHT KEEP UR HEAD UP AND FUUCK HATERZ...JUST BE LIKE YA NIKKAS HATIN CUZ I TALK SEXY JAJAJAJAJAJAJA....IM OUT

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x.princess.x (3703)

2006-09-27 17:40:20

Lmao mate are u turkish

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harry2k (3127)

2006-10-05 12:48:09

wat the fuc
are you talking about

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smithee (4389)

2007-01-25 09:07:42

sure, sure.......

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GW_LOVER_MCR (5341)

2007-01-27 21:45:51

fucking loser

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george_bojo_II (5543)

2007-01-28 07:56:58

yawn.

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gangbang420 (5524)

2007-01-29 10:11:57

roflmao fuck u rofl lol lmao

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crazyme (4954)

2007-02-01 02:19:43

lmao....hahaha....i love the way he/she writes. Can't believe you can't write but you can read from what these people giving you advice.

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DR.EMO (5748)

2007-02-06 21:02:16

this is"isitnormal.com" that post had nothing to do with normal and learing F**king englishe before u want help

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DR.EMO (5748)

2007-02-06 21:03:13

learn, wow i really need to read my post before i post em

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Bobert (4857)

2007-02-11 17:47:10

@: DR.EMO

Yes. The good old "Englishe" language.

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iforgotwhatweweretalkingabout (6170)

2007-02-25 17:22:12

i thought id laugh til i died

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KidIdiot (6429)

2007-03-08 02:55:05

OH NIGGA PLEASE.

Oh wait, let me put it in your terms.

O NIGLA PEAS

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ultramel (6409)

2007-03-19 06:07:35

funniest f*@%ing story ever

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Knock_It_off (6904)

2007-04-01 20:35:19

Are you Italian? Sounds like an Italian guy trying to write in english.

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FlapTickler (8199)

2007-05-15 09:26:32

wow this story is sooooooo funny i almost did a shit in the kitchen!

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J-Man (7403)

2007-06-06 09:06:12

LOL The funniest thing ive read here, imagine this were true. We would love an update on you gurl frend.

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lizzie (4861)

2007-06-06 09:22:06

LMFAO Funny shit.

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MightOfTheMass (6096)

2007-06-06 09:49:07

Thats surely has to be the most insane fucking post in history, the poster is either sky high on class A drugs or totally and utterly fucking bonkers.

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~NeicyBaBy~ (8601)

2007-06-06 12:48:31

i dont think i get it...

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piratewithahardon (5527)

2007-06-09 04:14:18

best story ever

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comalies (6298)

2007-06-15 17:49:33

lol it reminded me of borat.