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Pretending to be Gay

22 year old male

Hey, I'm a straight dude and I have a strange habit. When I'm at a party and I only know like one or two other people, and the ladies aren't interested in me or vice versa, I'll say I'm gay. I like to see how people react to that. I act completely the same and how I usually act, but I'll add in the convo somewhere that I like c*ck.

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Comments (8)
cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-18 01:10:32
Your a goose
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ieatapples (2710)
2006-09-18 01:36:09
that should be a reality show. id watch it
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-18 02:55:29
HHMMMMM ? I think deep down inside u have gay tendencies and are hiding it.
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-09-18 11:47:52
Normal. I used to live in a flat with three other guys. Two of us would do the shopping each week and the till-girls at the supermarket always thought we were a pair of fucking heemos.
After a few months we just went along with it and had 'lovers-tiffs' at the check-outs. It was funny seeing the girls get really uncomfortable and confused.
Just don't follow it up and start rimming other heemos. Dirty.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-15 20:01:18
did you ever think that the ladies werent interested in you cause they all think you are gay cause you go around telling everyone you are gay?


I mean why not just go around yelling 'I got AIDS' and then wonder why you cant get laid?DUH.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-04-15 21:49:16
"Hi my name is tim. Totally cool party. Wanna go out back and have a quickie? Oh, no? Well thats fine because I am totally into cock. Yeah, I take it in the ass. Want a drink?"
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SweetAngel (10282)
2007-09-03 17:21:29
Your penis will soon fall off.
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MatthewDark (10431)
2007-09-07 02:46:04
yeah that's normal (and pretty effective too) but the girls will end up hating you when they figure out you've lied. Say you're bi. That works better.
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