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45 Minute Wank
Last night I was completely pissed (drunk in american), and I decided to have a wank before I went to sleep. At 04.00am I turned off the light and lied in my bed. I proceeded to masturbate. When I was finished i turned the light back on to admire the patterns...it was 04.45am. I had wanked for 45 minutes. Is this normal?
I realise I was very drunk, so therefore I was able to last a long time, but 45 minutes?! Has anyone else out there had a 45 minute wank?
I realise I was very drunk, so therefore I was able to last a long time, but 45 minutes?! Has anyone else out there had a 45 minute wank?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (8)
METHOSjr. (83)
I was humping this yummy piece of ass("fine maiden" to Brits) last nite, lasted 45 seconds. AnyWay did you finally "blow" or what? Sometimes when I am "drunk" I don't even bother to finish.
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Anonymous
@: METHOSjr.
I had a 5 hour wank whilst high on speed.
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Anonymous
Blimey, I wanked for 17 hours once.
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Anonymous
I sometimes treat myself to a couple of hours. Nothing wrong with it. I expect the alcohol was dulling your senses.
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Anonymous
I bet your penis was sore after.
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bourbonised_aussie (612)
You probably fell asleep for 44 of those 45 minutes.
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EyeAy (3483)
17 Hours?... pah..... i once wanked for 17 days.........
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abnormal (3108)
When I got some good weed, and I'm in the mood, like my buddy's gone to some sex-venue for the weekend, I go for 24 hours at a time, with a bit of sleep in between. And a dirty chatline. Tried the same thing with e and speed and coke a few times, but found it hard to cum. Though the pleasure was there. Cannabis helps longtime wank. Dirty mind too.
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