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Erotic rope climbing
When I was at school I used to all the usual things every male would do. Try and touch a grils ass, try a sneaky tit squeeze, accidentally rub cock against leg/pussy in a busy corridor etc. etc.
But, with all these things that I found so exciting and such a turn on (some of which I still wank about, like when I fingered Jenny and thought she had the tightest, most nicest pussy ever!) Ii still think the most erotic thing I did at school was climb up that shitty gym rope. It was awful. Nobody liked climbing it, it smelt funny. But when you climbed it it rubbed your cock in a certain way. And when you slid down, it was the most amazing feeling ever! So many times I jumped off that rope with a big fucking stiffy!
The girls may have laughed but most of them sucked it before I left school, so big beal.
Did anybody else find the rope climb erotic or are there other activities that got you off?
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Comments (8)
cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-21 23:37:31
Did you ever see the girls climb it and get some upskirt. The best thing that ever happened to me was the girl in front of me bent over her desk to get something and her hot little snatch was only inches from my face. Knickers right up her crack with her flaps either side I can still see it now.
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magnum2 (771)
2006-09-22 01:06:13
isn't there some skanky porny type site you can write that stupid shit on? boners are normal , get over it...
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DuncanBC (3552)
2006-09-23 20:03:48
I find squirrels arousing whilst climbing ropes and trees.
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slowaneezee (3839)
2006-09-25 20:23:59
Dude I don't know why but I also used to get pretty excited climbing that gym rope in high school... I could almost cum by the time I got to the top. I guess we all have our own turn-ons for whatever reason.
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2006-09-28 22:01:14
Touch a gril's ass? I'm surprised that griddle didn't slap you. How dare you disgrace a barbecue so.
I'm glad you let your cock run free in the corridors, far be it from me to oppose poultry liberation.
Tell me more about the aforementioned girls--I'll bet they were sexy. If you saw them naked, you'd die happy. If they saw you naked however they'd probably die laughing.
Did you ever think the possible source of the antecedent 'scent' was the rope rubbing in orifices usually associated with Goatse which slid down them on a daily basis?
Try humping the contents of a toilet bowl sometime; I'm sure you'd find the experience worthwhile.
Ahh, the toilet. One of the best inventions to date. We all owe a debt to one Thomas Crapper.
Peace.
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thisonepost (4573)
2006-12-01 02:40:32
i only got to climb the rope once and i felt a surge of power at the top, rising from my loins, a real strong sensation, it came from the strain of my hip joints across my pelvis . i wonder if it matchers the ascent of the world tree which is the central motif of the Siberian shamanic journey. i dont remember it smelling of crotch..
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-08-04 17:09:03
Wow man. I'm gonna "accedently" rub my cock on a chick when i got back to skool
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MichelleLivesMusuic (9747)
2007-08-11 21:22:33
Lol,actually thats kinda cute..I always get someone touching my ass,and boobs..at least if your nut ugly
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