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Ima girl and my boyfriend wants a blowjob from me. I told him I would do it. I was wondering what does a dick taste like and what does cum taste like?
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My young child you have much to learn a phallace is like a fine wine, there are hundreds of different flavours and aromas and yet 90% of the population doesn't appreciate it. I'm going to give you a crash course:

PREPARATION: As with a nice red, the penile region gains flavour and aroma with age. In order to experience the full pallete of the phallace, request that your boyfriend not shower three days prior to the felatio. This allows the natural flavours to be released. Also advise him to cut his water consumption in half for this period, allowing for the production of dick cheese (A fine aspect of felatio which is often overlooked by beginners)

THE ACT: Prior to innitiating felatio, pull back the foreskin and remove any peices of dick cheese which have collected over the preparation period (Keep them handy, youl be needing them soon). Now just as your partner is about to cum, quickly place the cheese into your mouth and wash it down with his semen. The contrast between the sour cheese and sweet semen is a treat on the pallete, but to be fully enjoyed must be gargled throughout the mouth, reaching all the tastebuds, before consumption.

Now remember, have fun and experiment, I personnally prefer a preparation period of 3 days, but everyone is different.
As i always say, you will never know till ya give it a go. Its only fair he returns the favour and goes down on you. Equal rights remember.
LOL HOW OLD ARE HOMEGURL
COME OVER TO MA HOUSE SO DAT WHEN U GONNA GIVE UR BOY A BLOWJOD U BE READY LOL....
if you have to ask youre too young to be asking.Yeah I said it.
It's indescribable, lol.
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