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Me and my gf (both 16) have tried to have sex 3 times now but she is a virgin and everytime we try i cant get my penis in her. I have tried licking it to make it more wet but it still wont go in. My penis is about 7 inches. I give plenty of fore play and going down and she seems to be wet. Please help cause im gonna
die if it dont go in next time.
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Maybe her hymen is in fact a leather flap. Skin can quite often be toughened after years of beating (bruce lee knuckle style). She must have wanked her twat so hard in the past, that she has toughened it beyond penetration.
The only solution is to train hard enough to kick Bruce Lee's ass (if he was still with us) and then do one of those 'spinny wavy kalate chop! Aiiiya!!!'

Then fuck it.
Use a water based lubricant and go slow...
Tip A) The navel isn't the correct entry point.
Tip B) I'm an egotystical asshole, so I MUST comment on every stupid question I see.
Tip C) Just because it says "TOXIC" doesn't mean you can't eat it.

Take it to heart.
U NEED TO CHILL....IT TAKES LIKE 30 MINUTES TO PENETRATE A GURL JUST TRY TO PUSH IT IN SLOWLY...(WINK)
PROBABLY 45 MINUTES TO POP HER CHERRY COMPLETELY BUT TAKE IT EASY CUZ SHE A VIRGIN AIGHT
Just use "KY Warming Sensation Jelly", that always works.
Y U THINK SOME PPL STAY FUCKIN 4 HOURS WHEN THEY HAVE SEX 4 DA FIRST TIME?....CUZ IT TAKES UP 2 45 MINUTES TO PENETRATE A GURL AND WHEN A GUY FUCKS 4 DA FIRST TIME ITS GONNA HURT WHEN U STICK IT IN...SOMETIMES U EVEN BLEED
Take a pocket knife and whittle the head of your dick down a bit. It does have a head doesn't it. More to the point, you do have a head don't you. Pull it out of your ass where it must be.
Yea chill lotsa lube, take ur time, slowly edge in :)
Had the same problem with my G/F when I was 16. She was nervous and holding herself closed. One day she relaxed and I slid right in, no lube required. My advice, don't go with the KY, you may get in but she'll still be clinched-up and it won't feel good. Give her some time and be patient. P.S. she may be pretending to be a virgin, my G/F was. At any rate same solution applies, try GENTLY and be patient.
yep same thing happend to me, use lub you will be suprised how much it helps.
Its called forplay because it comes before sex.
Where is she I will fix this problem you have it will only take a few minutes
Half a pint of mizolla oil and a chilli pepper, it will be like throwing a sausage down a dark alley after that.
2 words:

Bottle Rockets
There are four folds of tissue that need to be broken to have comfortable intercourse. It sounds like she has at least one layer remaining and explains why you both are having problems. Most girls naturally break them over time without even having intercourse. Just go at it very slowly, use lots of lubricant and be patient.
Just push as hard as you can
*ouch*
sharpen a pencil and use it if u no wat i mean
If you'll all stop for a moment and consider what he said, you'll realize that you're giving sexual advice to a 16 year old.

The best advice you can get is to speak with your father, and/or to a school nurse, doctor, or other professional.

Don't get your sexual advice from anonymous strangers on a web site. You could end up doing something that could affect you for the rest of your life (not the least of which is hurting someone you presumably care about).
Honestly, i dont knwo how its possible without an exacto knife
just put in slowly and dont be an ass like the one who pooped my cherry. take it slow and make sure she is wet and dont just shove it in. make sure you make her feel as compfable as she can because if shes nerviuos she tense up and it will that much harder
"pooped my cherry"



heh

uh... blah blah lubricant...blah blah foreplay blah blah large mangos.
OK

GUES WHAT?

YOU GIRLFRIEND IS NOT AS READY AS SHE SAYS.
as soon as she calms down and relaxs it will get a whole lot easier, put lube ON HER as this will probably help relax her a bit and take your time.

there will stil be some work to do but once you pop you cant stop.
fuck KY.

try peanut butter.
Try some Lubricant!!!
YEAH DUDE.... HUNG LIKE A HORSE... i feel your pain.. im 20 and tried to rail some 18 year old virgin so damn tight i needed to get the jaws of life from the fire dept to get that shit open... and SCREW KY.. get yourself a valu tub of Vaseline and get her WASTED and muscle that sh*t in there... if shes not wasted its gunna suck for her at the start.. cause its not pleasurable for either of you but someones gotta open the pearly gates eh?

My buddys sister has the same problem she tried to get a banana in there once and that snapped in half... im gunna bust her door down too.
sure u r mr peeweeteenieweener!
Hey, man...don't stress -

same thing happened w/ my first serious b/f when I was 16...the first time was pretty awkward & it wouldn't go-in, but eventually thing's get better - (trust me)! Just make sure you go slow, respect her feelings, don't be too rough @ first, and make sure it is comfortable for both of you...also if it doesn't work the first couple time's, who cares? Keep trying, it will eventually -"patience is a virtue" isn't just an expression!

Good luck & hope this help's.
YOU mean your penis is too small, hun. Try using a pump. =]
Your a liar if a girl is wet it goes in buddy. 7 Inches is not big either and the truth is she doesnt really want to loose her virginity to you but instead is afraid of loosing you if she doesnt make you happy... buddy.
i see that there is moore interst in sex problems that in other moore serius matters, hehehe, many counselors here .-
but for the first sex eperience for a girl and a boy we have to advise the follows points:
1.- are both sures that wish to do sex
2.- do you both know wich is the responsability if she
could be pregned
3.- do you know the hygiene that you ought to
have at do it
think that this are few points for consider this matter, for help them
jtv./
I wish to do a sex? Are you Borat?
its called hymen. Have u never listened in sex ed classes?? hymen is the thin layer of tissue that covers the vagina of some girls. it can be broken through using tampons, excercise or masturbation. i dont think lubricant would make it too much easier, u just need to wait til it breaks. and seeing as shes a virgin, she could be nervous which also affects it. it tenses up and u wont get in.
fuck the foreplay, u need to get in there at the time ur time is hard. because ur dick is the hardest at the begining of sex. and also make her pop her pussy on handstand. joke asside, try different positions, certain position give u better access. and if still cant do it bring her to me i'll get it loose for yah, JP.
well just the other nite i lost my virginety and it slid in real fine so i duno wat t tell u
"Just push as hard as you can
*ouch*"

SOMETIMES ROUGHNESS AND HARDNESS IS A GOOD THING!!! LOL

"sharpen a pencil and use it if u no wat i mean"
SOUNDS FUN!!! LOL
"YEAH DUDE.... HUNG LIKE A HORSE... i feel your pain.. im 20 and tried to rail some 18 year old virgin so damn tight i needed to get the jaws of life from the fire dept to get that sh*t open... and SCREW KY.. get yourself a valu tub of Vaseline and get her WASTED and muscle that sh*t in there... if shes not wasted its gunna suck for her at the start.. cause its not pleasurable for either of you but someones gotta open the pearly gates eh?
My buddys sister has the same problem she tried to get a banana in there once and that snapped in half... im gunna bust her door down too."

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!!
wow
Erm...get her to relax first off. rub her legs and talk softly to her or some shit like that. try fingers. start with one and work up to two at least. that way she's stretched and loosened a bit. different positions, lube, etc. don't get discouraged. oh and watch out once you do get in, because if you go at it too hard, you slide out too far and then you fall out. After a few times, you get used to it and don't do it anymore, tho, lol.
Use your finger a couple of times then after that it should just slide in
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