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Is It Normal?
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Say my name bitch!
Is it normal to not call people by their real names? I don't conciously try to, it just seems to have happened. I'll start with my family - I usually call my mum "woman" (in a non derogatory sense, she's cool with it), my dad "fatman" (he is fat) and my bro "guv'nah" or some other made up name, although I do call him by his real name quite often. With friends, if they have an established nickname I'll use that, otherwise it's a surname unless they don't have the sort of surname you could say, in which case it's a first name. If it's someone I don't know too well I'll always go with whatever name they tell me. I don't know why, it makes me uncomfortable to use someone's real name, or I get bored with saying the same old thing over and over again. I've even gone as far as to invent names for a couple of people. Well?
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Comments (10)
We're going to call you, Shitstabber.
im goin to call u cocksucker.....u boring as hell
Yes normal some people I know I never call them by their real name. I have never called my wife by her real name I always have nice pet names for her.
i am going to call you Dillywank
fag
There is nothing wrong with nicknames. For example, when I think of you, I call you shit head to give you the benefit of the doubt.
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Ha-HAA. Sadly enough, that gave me a sense of accomplishment.
LMAO ^^
leo. you are my juvenile god...
*saves that list in a text file for later use*

:D
wow. you have waayyyy too much time. it makes me sad. god i didn't even read all of that cuz i actually HAVE a life.
alright loser.
i'm gonna go suck my boyfriend's dick now.
goodbye.
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