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Dreams are real...

My girlfriend is great, I won't ever cheat on her. So, I have to fuck other girls in my dreams. That way she'll never know, I won't smell of girl, have lipstick on my dick or have babies all over the fucking shop.
Only thing is, my dreams are always really clear and vivid. So, when I dream I fucked a girl I know, the next time I see her is really awkward. It shouldn't but I feel like I have really fucked her. And obviously she fucking loved it too!
It's difficult because other friends notice it and start thinking I have 'really' fucked someone, but I didn't! It was just a dream.
Now I think my girlfriend is suspecting things because I dreamt I fucked her best friend the other night. When I next saw her I went all shy and quiet and nervous.
I know I didn't fuck her, she knows it too, but it was a damn good dream shag!

Is it normal to have relationships go wrong because you think your dreams are real?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (11)
stfu
Omg your a twat! Your poor girl! still better than cheating I suppose, try explaining to her?
I once had a dream that Magaret Thatcher gave me a striptease and then done the splits.

I know it was only a dream but I still smell the lemons and musk....
Are you sure your girlfriend isnt only a dream as well
WTF ? I recommend Zoloft, ProZac, and lots of weed.
Fucking hell Bob that dreadful. When I was a more considorate man, I used to think of Margaret Thatcher to keep the wolves from the door. I don't bother anymore just looking at the wife is does the job.
you are a bad person. dont dream ever again... or, since you cant help it, talk to ur girl about it, and when you see the people, treat them like you fucked them and arent shy about it. cus bitches love cocky guys. and if you ever do decide to cheat, its so much easier
or when you wake up, just keep telling yourself it was your girlfriend in the dream, and tell her all about it, but say it was her
Well if you love your girlfriend, you should be 'fucking' her in real life, and in your dreams, no need for other girls..

Good Luck with that.

Angel
screw your best friend


fuk his brains out
i read ur profile and u seem hott lol