Are You Normal?
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Multitasking In The Loo
HEY? hey? HEY?! is it normal to be passing gass, pissing, reading, burping & grabing some tissue paper while using some airfreshener all at the same time??? i found myself doing this the other day. am i the only one who can piss & crap at the same time?????
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Why one would want to be, as you so unceremoniously put it 'in him,' I can't imagine.
I passed gas one time; but that's only because those damn Exxon drivers are so slow.
How did you 'find yourself'? Apparently going to the bathroom is a spiritual journey full of enlightenment for some people.
You sure do like your hey. What are you, a goat?
I must say, you are a talented, talented individual. I foresee a profitable career On the Tonight Show's talent segment, crapping your way to the top.
Peace.
*sob grin*