what the fudge!
in late 7th grade, and early eighth grade, we used to go into the bathroom to see who had pube hairs. I started getting them in 6th grade, and there was this one kid who was bear.
im in 9th grade now, and ive made little progress, only now getting some pit hairs. this kid that was bare now has more pubes than me! did i delay my puberty somehow?
And wait for the bonus of celulite.
Gravity will not be kind to you, young lass.
and it doesn't matter you will get them