today i ate some beans

When I eat hot chilli mix the farts are awesome and even seem to have weight to them. The whole house stinks of farts and they feel good blurting out. My wife gets the shits but a mans gotta heve fun

The best is farting in public places, and then turning to the person next to u while making a nasty face at them, and wafting the air with ur hand, and saying "Oh Come on". Then walking away, So other people think that the person next to u did it.

does it make sound?? we all know the theory on: a fart that does not make sound will stink the place, but a noisy one will not be so smelly... does it go with the theory??

No the theory is wrong noisy or silent mine can take paint of the walls and blur your vision

thanks for letting us all know that

fart on!

i hope you shart yourself!

LMFAO XD

eat a 10 sack or a crave case frome white castle.... im almost positive that you wont like the smell of the farts that will come later
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PS if you eat the entire crave case by yourself (30 burgers) i must advise you to only try farting while on the throne, becasue the belly bombers are unforgiving, and highly unpredictable.... best of luck

the burgers are known as slides where i come from.

SCUMBAG

sicko

I love the smell of my own farts

Smug Alert!!!! Smug Alert!!!!

I AM ADVOCATING EATING LOTS OF LARD AND HIGH FRUCTOSE SNACKS. YOU MAY NEED EXTRA FAT FOLDS WHEN IN PRISON TO LIVE OFF OF IF YOU HAVE QUEER CELLMATES WHO WON'T LET YOU EAT UNLESS YOU GIVE THEM SPECIAL FAVORS.

I refuse to pass gas with people around. I do so in the privacy of my own bathroom, thank you very much. And I haven't done so in front of my husband (unless it was in my sleep - or I pretended to be asleep!) It's probably the most embarassing part of the human condition.

LOL