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Clam, Odour, vile stench, Hair Net

When i was tossed at a party a few weeks ago, I squirted a peck of Viet Nameese fish sauce on my GF's underwear. I shot them at people using my rubber band gun. She a big gal and the unders rang around their heads like rotted horse-shoe. the peeps no liked that.
I got charged with criminal mayhem( using body fluids to commit assult). i told them it was not vagina skum, but the fish oil. Fuck them people.
i might choke them with my hair net.
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Comments (5)
freak
NICE
Cool! that is a sweet trick.
Wow, why don't you just take an overdose and rid this world of your sick ass.
what are you saying?? Your gay? Go kill yourself!!