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Poo dick

When i masturbate, i love to finger myself with my toothbrush and three fingers which i then rub sh*t from my fingers onto my c*ck and balls and the rest of the sh*t i suck off the toothbrush then spit on my d***.
I cum instantly

Is this normal??
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (7)
farad (2287)
2006-10-12 05:50:03
yes, why are you asking?
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-10-12 05:57:05
Everyone does that completely normal you should try it with an electric toothbrush it cleans it right of the walls thats where the best flavour is
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x.princess.x (3703)
2006-10-12 06:42:18
do you really have to suck it off :|
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-10-12 15:32:18
What the f*ck is running through ur head wen u do that ? See a shrink. No better yet, forget my above sentence, go to the pet store and pick up a gerbil, shave it, and let it crawl in ur hole you sick f*ck. I hope it bites ur colon open and u die a slow death.
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freakinkool (4047)
2006-10-17 18:03:18
i agree with crazy mofo
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roger49 (3711)
2006-10-18 14:30:25
there is something very wrong with you. just the thought makes me want to vomit, take MoFo's advice.
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master_of_batio (5514)
2007-01-28 00:38:23
Absolutely normal. You probably have bad breath though if you're using the toothbrush to brush your teeth. Maybe you should have a different toothbrush for doing that? Otherwise carry on. I would tell everybody you know about it --- they probably like it too.
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