ello bob
luv farad

Bob17 We Luv U.

Hi Bob. Big kiss!

Oh Bob.

lol yes yay bob. you have a story.

allo bob

Hello Bob big suck on the knob

^ lol, leave it to V.P. Cabinet.

Hungh, Bob yeah!, uh uh hnn mmm yeh , shit thats good, ugh hnghghgh awww.

Hi Bob, some spuzz for you.

Well my day has certainly brightened. You guys really know how to bring a tear to my eye. If only my parents showed me this much affection.

Bob must've been raised by wolves.

Iguanas actually. Harsh little bastards.

who are you all?! i am distraught!

Iguanas are only cool when you dose them with radioactive fallout and set them loose in NYC.

Hello distraught, I am Bobert. Nice to meet you.

like wise bob. charmed.

hello bob how are you getting on these days

Very well, Pie. How about your good self?

hello bobbsie darlin x

Hello Sludge. Please refrain from calling me "darlin" unless of course you are a 1800's Dodge City showgirl. Although, I envision you more of a sagging mound, drooping over your keyboard while ogling over your "Bestiality" home video box-set.

This is the second time I've had to tell you in the space of a few minutes. I wonder how long it takes for an idea to penetrate your substantially large cranium.

Hi bob. I was feeling left out needed to join in the fun.

im fine bob, not seen ye for ages. hows life treating ye

Looks like Bob's got a boyfriend.

Looks like Doe has got crabs again and is lashing out. The shameful part of this story is that he really did catch them from a toilet seat. His mother, the "working girl", caught them in her personal bucket; and you can fit a few in there due to the immense size of said instrument.

You really need to stop being quite so dense, Doe. When you are around I guess the novelty "I'm With Stupid" T-Shirt isn't actually a novelty, but a general warning. Although why this would be needed I am not sure as your intelligence level is about as clear as the drool dripping down your chin.

Bob.. the legend...

hey bobert! just stopped by to say hello. so... hello.

Since everyone is leaving me out dont be surprised if you wake up in a empty room where you might have to play a game. . .

lol

what the hell...