Let 'Er Rip

Sometimes I hold in all of my farts in order to build up one monstrous ball of fumes. Then I let it loose and become excited when it reaches certain decibal levels. Then I stick my hands down my pants, "grab" the fumes, and whiff them to my nose. I smile when its a particularly smelly one.

Anyone else do this?

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Do you think it's normal?

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Comments (12)

Anonymous

2005-03-16 23:03:53

Nuts!

You are one crazy fucker!

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Anonymous

2005-03-21 13:38:25

Depends

Ripping a huge one can be exciting, as long as it's in the right place. A friend's wedding isn't the right place, but outside away from people is just fine.

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Anonymous

2005-04-14 18:45:57

Man, you're one SICK PUPPY!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous

2005-04-25 13:34:10

GROSS!

Who voted yes and made this sick b*tch 26% normal?

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Anonymous

2005-05-01 23:11:17

Sir. It is called being a man. The extent of your fart is directly proportional to your manliness.

However... shoving your hands down your pants and sniffing it sounds like what an 11 year old attention whore would do. Shame.

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Anonymous

2005-05-02 10:50:29

I think you made this up,

because your pants must be awfully loose for you to be able to stick BOTH hands down to sample your fart smell!

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Anonymous (Story Author)

2005-05-06 21:14:58

okay sticking both hand down, does that help you catch them?? I dotn t hink the smell "sticks" to them. Your very imaginative though...but get a life!

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Anonymous

2005-05-11 21:09:02

That's just fucking disgusting. You sick fuck. Simple minds. Simple pleasures.

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METHOSjr. (83)

2005-06-07 11:05:23

RIPley's

I voted "Yes" on this one because I too love a good bowel-voiding, red-faced embarassment. Believe it or not.

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Anonymous (201)

2005-06-12 10:25:42